Delaney

[Delaney @delaneybrown9]

@mere__mert I just did this a few weeks ago 🫠 I keep going back to make sure they’re all gone lol

[Delaney @delaneybrown9]

@alijhoff_ Tequila produces my most prolific thoughts lmao

[Delaney @delaneybrown9]

Not me looking up my horse’s zodiac sign

[Delaney @delaneybrown9]

@alijhoff_ You’re so cute 😭

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

yeah i think about the roman empire daily

[Delaney @delaneybrown9]

@alijhoff_ @mightyrhea BODY 🤩

[Delaney @delaneybrown9]

I’m on this kick where I refer to every single thing that I like as “daddy” and I’m not sure exactly what that’s about, but I’m gonna lean into it

[Delaney @delaneybrown9]

Tik Tok has my ads set to bras for girls with small tits and my feelings get hurt every time I see it 🥴

[Delaney @delaneybrown9]

I’m making the patients at work teach me to play different card games. The up side is, I don’t have to plan therapy treatment. The down side is, they all have dementia and I have no idea if they’re teaching me to play correctly

[Delaney @delaneybrown9]

@Sidney_Shack Lmao sorry bro 😂

[Delaney @delaneybrown9]

At this point in my life, don’t bother sliding into my DMs unless you’re gonna offer to be my sugar daddy

[Delaney @delaneybrown9]

Nothing has made me feel like more of a bad bitch than a medical grade skin care routine

[Delaney @delaneybrown9]

The dudes I used to have the biggest crushes on now make me cringe 😬

[Delaney @delaneybrown9]

@BlueNinjasaurus Love you 💛

[Delaney @delaneybrown9]

Me, drunk literally anywhere: “I should move here”

[Delaney @delaneybrown9]

@BlueNinjasaurus Love you 💛

[Delaney @delaneybrown9]

Y’all ever have an idea and thing to yourself “God, I’m fucking brilliant”

[Delaney @delaneybrown9]

Idk what teacher/education major needs to hear this but; IEP Meetings are part 👏🏼 of 👏🏼 your 👏🏼 job 👏🏼

[Delaney @delaneybrown9]

My current favorite past time is going out to eat and trying to guess what number date couples are on. Married couples are both the most and the least interesting

[Delaney @delaneybrown9]

The cherry on top of womanhood is being in a SLIGHT calorie deficit and you body choosing to lose weight in your boobs as if there aren’t OTHER AREAS it could pull fat from 🙃