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tpa — pit

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

they working the fck outta me my phone still on 100 percent

[h @jamtoastaurchai]

People pleasing elephant: I can leave the room if you want it’s no problem for me

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

i feel like a computer with 90 tabs open and idk where that music is coming from

[mo :3 @fruitpibble]

its Why Did I Do That Wednesday

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

75 and sunny. Perfect day for sending emails

[greg @greg16676935420]

I’m glad I learned about the pythagorean theorem instead of taxes in school. It’s really come in handy this pythagorean theorem season

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I’ll be honest with you guys I have no idea how big an acre is

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

gas $4 , taxes due , we at war , you ugly , i'm just not in the mood

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Damn the astronauts on Artemis just said they can still see your mom

[Kate @Katerade]

Why don't you go to a baseball game and eat a hot dog and drink a beer and shut up

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

i am the april fool

[Tanisha Long @Tanishaevonne]

The NFL Draft is in 23 days, which means we have about three weeks to teach the world what a Pittsburgh Left is.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Had my car towed. Nothing wrong with it, just cheaper than buying gas.

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

We should've stopped somewhere between discovering fire and filing taxes. We did too much

[W❍LF @babybadwolf]

I need to sit by moving water about this

[• @yducknow]

how it feels to speak during a work meeting when u are under 30

[Neet @neet_sol]

normalize booing in the workplace

[❀ @deallium]

springmaxxing by going on a walk and saying hi to every critter and leaf passing by

[Softboy☄️ @softboywin]

“Are you ok” no it’s Monday tomorrow