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[WOMAN OF THE YEAR @upamilion]

Ain’t nothin like God letting you know he heard you..

[Softboy @softboywin]

now apple…. why the hell would "mfhgv4-qqytrz-fr2qwf" be a good password????

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

The inside of my brain when someone starts explaining rules of a card game

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

Have you ever met the human version of a headache

[mayank @maynkydvv]

the AUDACITY of my body to be tired after i gave it 8 hours of sleep. like bro i gave you everything.

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

Prison inmates do more to stop pedophilia than your own government.

[mayank @maynkydvv]

talking to yourself is fun till u get caught 😭

[TMF @Ms_Physics]

Teeth are so important. Handle that.

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

The older I get, the stayer I home.

[Mark @MDSmalls23]

If you take out the fact you can’t breathe air, can’t eat any produce and can’t drive on any road in Ohio without a traffic barrel coming at you, it’s really been a great week so far

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

i think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

[miia @miiagarro]

having pets is so cool bc they watch u crash out and are super chill about it

[Kachii💞 @Kachiiszn]

Can we fast-forward to Friday already? I'm exhausted.

[Whiskey Riff @WhiskeyRiff]

Feel free to get hammered and set off fireworks again tonight because in the words of the great Toby Keith, "Every day's Independence Day."

[BIG6️⃣L @taelo_]

That heat bring irritation & dehydration 😂😂😂

[House Republicans @HouseGOP]

GOD BLESS AMERICA

[Link Lauren @itslinklauren]

Everything I’ve learned about Taylor Swift’s wedding I’ve learned against my will

[Zion @zionszzn]

instagram needs to stop sending useless notifications, like idc about who reposted a reel for the first time😭😭😭😭😭😭

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

You know it’s hot when you go outside and it’s hot.

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Sometimes you're eating a salad and it feels like it's never going to end