Delaney Caggiano

[𝐤𝐨𝐛𝐲 ♡ @kobychill]

walkable cities>>>>>>>

[Delaney Caggiano @delcagg]

Update: last night my BF woke me up in a panic because he thought I was squishing Gia.

[Delaney Caggiano @delcagg]

1-2 times a month, I’m my sleep, I wake my boyfriend with panic to tell him Gia (my cat) is right there and not to squish her and every time he is startled and assures me he won’t squish her.

He hasn’t squished her yet so I think it’s working.

[Delaney Caggiano @delcagg]

@maryverneris @Lambert11Jake Ya, I squish Fury all the time. He likes it.

[Delaney Caggiano @delcagg]

I just want to squish the fuck out of every chonky little animal I see

[Delaney Caggiano @delcagg]

Watch Everton train, play Arsenal and listen to Frank at the @MenInBlazers Live event! 🎟️ https://t.co/nJsc4bjvxu

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

It just cost me $150,000 to fill up my Harrier fighter jet. Thanks a lot Biden.

[Delaney Caggiano @delcagg]

1-2 times a month, I’m my sleep, I wake my boyfriend with panic to tell him Gia (my cat) is right there and not to squish her and every time he is startled and assures me he won’t squish her.

He hasn’t squished her yet so I think it’s working.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Chronological tweets seem much better than what “the algorithm” suggests

[Delaney Caggiano @delcagg]

@birbigs I’ve had tickets to your Asheville show since November. Popped a tire and never made it there. Not sure what I’m looking for with this tweet but I do want to make it clear, I’m blaming all this on @StateFarm. It took 4 hours to get a tow. I could have made it.

[clintoris @clintoris]

The government should send everyone $5000 and a blunt

[Delaney Caggiano @delcagg]

Robert Pattinson should be the next Bond.

[Delaney Caggiano @delcagg]

@dog_rates #halloween2021

[Sports @Sports]

An absolute legend

Cheers @CarliLloyd

[Delaney Caggiano @delcagg]

Cigarette companies should start selling half sized cigarettes. They can call them shawties.

[Bristol CT, RTC @BristolRTC]

@delcagg @claycagg @shanecagg @ConnecticutYRs

[ICYESTTWAT @FUCCl]

WAY 2 FUCKING SEXY TO BE PAYING RENT.

[Mary Jane’s Hot Mom @MaryJaneshotmom]

Brb gunna go sage things with my mom

[Delaney Caggiano @delcagg]

Not to brag but I am really good with plants