Tof💞💕

A wallflower✨ Ig @dele_sarahcoco

[isa ⚢ @BeIIafreeman]

Oh my days😭

[ᵘ​̲ᵗ​̲ᵈEddie @dfweddiee]

Ghanaians at the Airport when a celebrity visits Ghana.

[Precious❤️‍🔥 @Ola_sun_kanmii]

I was travelling when a woman suddenly shouted that she wanted to pee.

The bus was in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by bush.

She begged the driver to stop so she could get down.

Some passengers immediately refused.

They said there was no way they were allowing her to get down in the middle of a bush.

The woman got angry and threatened to pee inside the bus if the driver didn't stop.

The driver shouted that if she peed inside his bus, he'd drop her there and drive off.

Everybody was just arguing.🤦🏽‍♀️

One old woman said the country was too unsafe to be stopping on the road.

Another woman said maybe she had a mission.

The woman kept shouting that they should stop the bus or she'd pee there.

The driver eventually stopped when we got somewhere without bush.

To my surprise, almost everybody got down to pee too.😭

[Muna @Munalozy]

Only you will spray, Riggs, Nivea, Dove, you still add club de nuit and 9pm. If you mistakenly pass where they are roasting corn, you will just hear voooom, you will catch fire.

🤣🤣🤣

[BIG HYCE @thehyce]

People worth dating aren’t on dating apps.

[Mr Telvin | Cake Artist 🍰 @thatguytelvin]

Sometimes all a cake needs is good colors, clean finishing, and a little cherry on top. 🍒

[uke creature🇵🇸🚩 @UkeCreature]

when you slip a little in the shower and you know you died in your original reality but the quantum immortality kicked in so it's chill

[Neeyah @NeeyahB_]

Nahh,I was raised by Lantern.

[Bella Hadidn’t @SkinwithLolami]

My delayed processing can be so funny sometimes. I’ll just wake up one random day, mentally tally up all your nonsense, and block you.

[EgoKuwait 🇰🇼 @Egokuwait]

“Hold on lemme do my makeup”

The makeup: 👇🏻👇🏻

[Aminah🧃 @Unusual_hijabi]

the kind beat wey my heart dey beat for this boy, even young john no fit produce am 😭

[Kitui’s Daughter 🇰🇪 @goaldigger_ke]

The only thing a light-skin man can do for me is light the path to his dark-skin friend’s house.

[Chioma Genia @eugeeyy]

The aestheticalization of diseases and disorders.

"As an OCD girlie"
"As an ADHD girlie"
"OMG, we the lactose intolerant girlies".. as how?

Yet you've never officially been diagnosed. You just assume it resonates with you cos you see it online.

Real people suffer from these, and I bet you don't want to experience any. It's not a joke!

"Spend the day with me as an OCD girlie" and it's just you being a normal human being- cleaning and tidying up your space fgs🤦

[JΛCΞ @jaceels2]

what substance do I have to abuse to enjoy living

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

Started a new job and everyone kept mentioning "the incident" but nobody would tell me what it was. After three weeks I finally asked directly. Turns out my predecessor had a mental breakdown and threw a printer out the second-story window. Okay, weird, but whatever. Then yesterday our printer jammed. Without thinking I said "this makes me want to throw it out the window" and the entire office went SILENT. Dead silent. Someone whispered "oh god not again." Now they think I have printer-related rage issues. I've been moved away from all windows. There's a staff meeting Monday about "workplace wellness.”

[y4yi🇦🇷 @yxyiagain]

how easy it is to talk about patience when the calamity is not yours.

[miia @miiagarro]

been on my last straw for bout 300 straws now