deleteando

[leyva @LeyvaCFM_]

cuando la depresión desaparece y te das cuenta de que en realidad eres la puta cabra

[Luis Agúndez @agundez__]

Here we go again

[Kike @LimpiaYBlanca_]

Contándole a la cajera del Mercadona que Ferland Mendy lo ha vuelto a hacer.

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

🚨 Ferland Mendy was dribbled past 0 times vs Celta Vigo and Manchester City.

General.

[Guti @David_Guti]

Yo entiendo que Mendy se dosifique y sólo juegue una vez cada dos meses. Aburriría comer caviar todos los días

[doomer @uncledoomer]

it is insane that the human body knows its deficient in certain nutrients and gives you cravings. all you need to do is listen to them. example: craving chocolate means you need magnesium. red meat means iron. sauerkraut? probiotics. and craving nicotine means you need to lock in

[Don @Sr_Bernabeu]

Sueldos de Sudán y alquileres suizos pero tenemos lubina de estero a menos de 15€/kg.

[ᴍᴀɴᴜ. @ESnomanu]

“no sé cómo las mujeres creen en el horóscopo, no tiene sentido”

los pibes después de ver jugar a Mendy después de tres meses

[Guti @David_Guti]

Cada vez que veo que Ferland Mendy en el XI (una vez cada tres meses)

[unai @uuuuunai]

La de recursos humanos enseñándome mi historial de Teams que pensaba que era privado

[Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙 @AlpacaAurelius]

The woman’s body is incredible

Breast milk is higher in cortisol in the AM to wake the baby up and higher in melatonin in the PM to put the baby to sleep

Formula could never possibly replace this intelligence

(If you're going to make breast milk ice cream, try the PM sleepy time version)

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

This is like Michael Jordan saying he wants to ball again

[Estefan @estefansavix]

blanca, rubia, guapa, tetona, facha y futbolera

es claramente un experimento del mossad

[Gene Parmesan @dsonoiki]

I never understood the whole “72 virgins” thing for martyrs in Islam

wouldn’t you want 72 absolute sluts???

[Take Testosterone @maxyourtest]

President Donald J. Trump appears to have opened the gates of pawghalla and deployed them all to my gym this morning

[Asuka Groyper 🚬 @asukagrypr]

Never Again. Remember Project Groyper.

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

🚨 ANDREW TATE: “I don’t have an AI virtual assistant, I have a Slavic PA who’s a BADDIE. Find anyone who’s bragging about setting up their OpenClaw and I can guarantee you that they’re gay. They’ll say ‘I’m not gay, I’m married!’ See? GAY! Exactly!” 💀

[Eric Adams @ericadamsfornyc]

A serious snowstorm is headed our way. Get prepared now. Check on your elderly neighbors. Stock up. Charge up. And plan to Netflix and chill for a few days.

On the bright side, more snow means more future New Yorkers.