Jake

21 • Kroger Employee

[Jake @deletemails]

Food ASMR for #TBT https://t.co/kTWjx4GQpE

[zink @alpinespirits]

Here's your 280 megapixel camera bro

[Jake @deletemails]

Creating an alt account for my vacuum cleaner so I can roleplay harder.

[Jake @deletemails]

The Chic-fil-A drive thru is anti-volcel infrastructure.

[Jake @deletemails]

@2eggwhite

[Benji @BenjiGameDev]

this problem goes away when you treat your ideas as throwaway garbage that exist only as a starting point for the creative process. when you fall in love with what's in your head, there's no incentive to make it real

[Jake @deletemails]

This will be a running joke.

[Jake @deletemails]

I have decided that my Shark Navigator Lift-Away vacuum cleaner is a girl. Please respect our privacy.

[Jake @deletemails]

Never kill yourself

[Jake @deletemails]

My Shark Navigator Lift-Away Vacuum Cleaner Can’t Be This Cute!

[Jake @deletemails]

Never kill yourself

[Jake @deletemails]

@CeazarCrimeFig1

[Jake @deletemails]

@boatogravy_ Yes

[Jake @deletemails]

@recqptcha @authenyo @1tabris @okiniseeds @brkebestfriends what the fuck are you talking about

[Jake @deletemails]

@mysteryhalo put your chest into it young blood

[Jake @deletemails]

Guy who larps watching family feud

[𓂋 @mysteryhalo]

steve harvey: name something men do instead of going to therapy

me, already standing up: DEVELOP A VERY SPECIFIC AND TROUBLING NEW INTEREST

[Jake @deletemails]

Even your web browser will molest you.

[Lain on the Blockchain @CryptoCyberia]

Oh god lmao Firefox not beating the allegations.

[Jake @deletemails]

@boatogravy_ Yes

[Rick Brewster @rickbrewPDN]

I GOT THE DOMAIN! I FINALLY GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!1 🥳🎉

Paint​.NET is now at https://t.co/ZJTUII4bVG!

Well, it will be just as soon as I push all the buttons to migrate content and set up redirects from getpaint​.net etc. For now it's just a "hey go here" redirect page.

[Jake @deletemails]

“She isn’t gonna let you hit little bro” but what if she does. And what if we start a family together. I’ve already drawn what our baby is going to look like. He has a cleft lip