Brian Beam

"Every election is determined by the people who show up." - Larry J. Sabato #resist 🌊🌊🌊 I follow back resisters.

[Brian Beam @delfry]

I’m heartbroken. Chloe stopped eating on Monday and after a lot of X-rays and bloodwork today it turned out to be cancer had spread from her kidneys to her lungs. She died in my arms this afternoon. Sweetest dog ever. 💔

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@alexxistexxxas I learned on my Mother’s 1962 Ford Falcon. Which came in handy when I bought my first car, a 1959 MGA.

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@RossKneeDeep Like most of the other replies here George Carlin is #1. I just want to add two current comedians that I find really smart, Trae Crowder and Steve Hofstetter.

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@ShouldHaveCat

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@ImKnotTheOne

[Brian Cardone 🏴‍☠️🇺🇦 @cardon_brian]

Oh my god this is too funny. You have to watch it all the way to the end, I promise you won’t regret it.

[Brian Beam @delfry]

The headline "The Voice Winner Sundance Head Shot at Texas Ranch" is a curious editorial decision.

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@Damaan4u33 Tell him "Only losers and suckers end up in his situation."

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@JessPected I noticed the complete absence of an apology anywhere in her post.

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@BlackKnight10k He changed all the Whitehouse passwords and added two step verification.

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@TheFungi669

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Trump is just trolling us now.

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@MeidasTouch This is why he wants recess appointments. No vetting or messy confirmation hearings.

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@MeidasTouch Has The Onion hacked his account?

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@ItsMrsRabbitToU His future job interviews should be interesting.

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@Logically_JC One of the feral cats that have decided my deck is home.

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@thetonymichaels I bet he voted.

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@joncoopertweets Same here. I can’t even bring myself to watch late night TV either. Same thing happened in 2016. Lasted 6 months that time.

[Brian Beam @delfry]

Turns out it was malignant.

[Brian Beam @delfry]

@KirkHerbstreit We all got to know and love Ben. Loved the connection the two of you had. Reading this brought tears to my eyes and brought back memories of my dog Chloe that I lost to cancer on September 25th. They leave paw 🐾 prints on our hearts.