Del Griffith

[Christopher J. Scalia @cjscalia]

I've loved using em dashes and semi-colons for as long as I've loved writing; I will not give them up to the robots.

[Del Griffith @delgriffithdc]

@chasedownleads He’s busy creating shell companies.

[Ryan Hisner @LongDesertTrain]

Confirmed again, for a fourth time: the greatest anti-dementia treatment ever discovered is the Shingles vaccine.

[Dan McLaughlin @baseballcrank]

Few American politicians in my lifetime have been less willing or able to do this than Obama. His speeches were aptly described, to use WFB's line, as a pyromaniac in a field of strawmen.

[Del Griffith @delgriffithdc]

@GovernorVA Brain dead.

[Del Griffith @delgriffithdc]

@EITMonline thought you were going to Berlin 😂

[Del Griffith @delgriffithdc]

@EITMonline Elliot is definitely stuttering way more than usual during this segment lmao

[Del Griffith @delgriffithdc]

@EITMonline this is the old players’ association/union conundrum: take a team-friendly deal to build a better roster or raise the average salary for the next guys.

[Del Griffith @delgriffithdc]

@EITMonline was Phyllis a sexy mom!?

[Sean T at RCP @SeanTrende]

We don't tell enough happy stories here so: Thank you so much to Olentangy High School for setting up the "signing day" station for our son Judson. He has profound autism, and will attend Stewart Home & School in the fall, and likely for the rest of his life. 1/

[Del Griffith @delgriffithdc]

@JillGeisler @jessieopie Gotta let the Wolf run wild.

[Del Griffith @delgriffithdc]

@AlecMacGillis @EITMonline

[Del Griffith @delgriffithdc]

The lunatics do at least.

[Del Griffith @delgriffithdc]

@EITMonline it takes place over a single shift. People want Grey’s Anatomy storylines that play out over months.

[Del Griffith @delgriffithdc]

@EITMonline the fanbase is insufferable. Countless lunatics in the subreddit.

[Del Griffith @delgriffithdc]

@EITMonline Layla

[Del Griffith @delgriffithdc]

@EITMonline A Day in the Life, While My Guitar Gently Weeps

[Del Griffith @delgriffithdc]

@eitmonline that’s a 60-70 pound box too

[Del Griffith @delgriffithdc]

@LPDonovan @geoffreyvs There’s a ton of ads on both terrestrial radio and the iHeart app.

[Del Griffith @delgriffithdc]

@EITMonline And he’s got a boner!

[Del Griffith @delgriffithdc]

@eitmonline oh great, Shigella Jeff is climbing on top of me.