Kenneth Ling

Sometimes I think my thoughts are famous-tweet worthy

[Kenneth Ling @delicatedumplin]

Just saw this over #nyc #new york city. Anyone know what it is?? Looks like a #comet !!

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Can i be my own singer at my wedding real question

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@CALITHEA128 😭 sad but my butt be looking good tho in this pic

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Every other industry: *professionally* please cc me on that email thank you.

Insurance claims adjusters: “yo i got a vid of a car doing 4 flips in the air who wants it??”
“Omg cc me on that please”

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@CALITHEA128 ... uhm i thought there was tea

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@CALITHEA128 Explain

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Beware of people who eat cinnamon flavored gum

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I think my biggest pet peeve is when ppl talk maaaad low like why is wind louder than u rn... maybe it’s cuz all my friends are louass mfs

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@eric_byeee @CALITHEA128 actually crying over this

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All gay guys ded be posting their headshots on their dating profiles cuz WE’RE ALL IN PERFORMING ARTS. PROVE ME FUCKIN WRONG

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When i find a gay guy who plays FIFA, then i’ll know he’s really the one

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When coworkers be like “yo I have soo many fucked up claims rn” like bitch stfu we all got fucked up claims u aint special boi child

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First episode of GOT we were all like “eww Jaime and Cersei” now we’re like “aww they’re beautiful” am i the only one? #GameofThrones #GOT

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I hope my Uber driver doesnt down-rate me cuz he caught me picking my nose

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Millennials are into travelling and hiking only because we want to show off on our social media accounts and get likes change my mind 🙂

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Even when ppl work out and are HUGE and brolic they will still get shat on for being “mad small” as a joke by their peers and I feel like that’s what these ppl r really trying to escape at the end of the day.

[Kenneth Ling @delicatedumplin]

Do. U. Think. U. Betta. Than. Me

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Real question: Does anybody check the “following” page on insta to check their friends’ activities? Shit is useless

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It’s really amazing what beards can do for some(or all) men. Talk about 0 to 💯🔥

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@CALITHEA128 UHM BECAUSE IM TRYING TO IMPROVE ME HEALTH AND WELLNESS AND VANESSA HUDGENS WAS A SPOKESPERSON FOR IT

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I hatehateHATE my late night phone-shopping ass self. Boutta buy a personalized vitamin subscription like who tf am I??