Deli

Dad, Golfer, Football Guy, Ravens Flock

[HowlingTrad @HowlingTrad]

When I was a kid I was at the store with my mom, and I watched a man with Down Syndrome wearing Aviator sunglasses open and begin to devour a bag of Cheetos. When his dad tried to stop him he told him to "pipe down asshole," and it's still the most alpha move I've ever seen.

[Patrick Ruffini @PatrickRuffini]

The World Cup tourists have discovered Buc’ees

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Being part of a generation that was told “Wikipedia is not a source” makes it genuinely baffling to me that jobs are now telling people to just use ChatGPT for everything.

[Jack Roskopp @jackroskopp]

RIP Anna Nicole Smith you would have loved GLP-1s and vapes

[Orpheus @YeAboutMine]

A New Application has been filed for Ye’s Dropout Bear Logo

IS IT COMING BACK?!

[alexjm 🇺🇸 @alexjmingolla]

Europeans online: “stay away from America, it’s horrible!”

@FreddyLA7 discovering a new state:

[IncognegroNeville 🇯🇲🇺🇸 @FormerlyCBM]

Give me all the "Europeans here for World Cup enjoying America" content you can. It's the best thing I've seen on this hell site in years.

[Matt Bentley @JustMattBentley]

This was the part of the concert that left me in disbelief that we made it there

[Deli @deliflock]

@meccaofbanter Oh this guy is tremendous

[Josh Chavis @JoshChavis65]

All of America watching Euros rave about Waffle House, Chilis apps, buying Combos at a rural gas station, floating the Chattahoochee, and ranch dressing on the internet:

[Deli @deliflock]

@RichardLNewby3

[Deli @deliflock]

@cherrybomb3r1 The unimaginable urge to rip a joint with a miller lite in my hand with the boys on this is a yearning I haven’t felt in so long.

[blue @bluewmist]

I'm finally reading Dune. This quote, which is in the first few pages, hits hard:

"Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them."

[Deli @deliflock]

@MrRelatable88 It’s called occupation. And it’s been going on for decades now.

[turtle @ijustplayedfort]

The coastal elites will never understand Midwest summer. I feel so bad for them

[Deli @deliflock]

@ShadowofEzra

[James Li @5149jamesli]

Tomorrow will be exactly 59 years since Israel bombed the USS Liberty.

You'll see pro-Israel accounts and Zionist bots flood the zone with "it was a tragic mistake". That is a blatant lie.

The world deserves the truth and the veterans deserve justice. Share this thread. 🙏🇺🇸

[Deli @deliflock]

@Cassidy_Rob This rules

[Cigarette Nostalgia @CigsMake]

America has fallen into the grey slop soviet union era of aesthetics