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you can actually expect a lot more mr. nice guy from me.

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Just got called to the principal's office. Aaaand I'm probably gonna cry in front of the principal. Soooo yeah my life sucks.

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@beyondzeropod we must not forget Elfriede Jelinek in these Discussions

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can you guys all start watching the world cup and tweeting about it for me. need something as a side dish to look at during the game Thx

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@welegato me with “The Traitors”

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@nomorebluetmrws airpods pro 2 ➕ earmuffs 🟰 invincibility

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Raven at work 🔏💰

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I’ve decided to become a politico and pundit on The Hill 🏛️

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@oldheaded And he’s twee

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@nomorebluetmrws @doof_tram j*e is the least funny person on the planet but this is a good use of him

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it works on hitlerify 😔 even typing “tbs” works for taking back sunday …

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if apple music would just let me type "NMH" to search for Neutral Milk Hotel. well then that would certainly make the whole fracas in Iran a little easier to deal with

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we gotta start [redacted]ing folks

[barry pierce @BarryPierce]

deeply bizarre behaviour in the bookshop today. dude came in and took a picture of each bay of books. then started talking into his phone: “hey, give me a book suggestion using these images and based of off what we talked about before”.

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dear diary,
today i got ragebaited

[malmesburyman @malmesburyman]

I want to read an American postwar novel of high literary merit and I really don’t want to hear that I should read Cormac Macarthy. What should I read?

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1st time making a gif... and it's this hamaguchi gif

(everyone is allowed to use it <3)

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@oldheaded @femceldrainer handled em

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ruining/fixing the lives of everyone i know with my aldous harding obsession

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just imagined what if the tiny desk was in the criterion closet, and almost had a full nerdgasm.

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Officially predicting meg stalter in next tarantino film à la dunham in Ouatih.
Probability is 100%.

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im the guy who times the standing ovations at cannes ⏱️ easiest job i’ve ever had, and the pay is OK.