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some ppl can't handle the realness

[ደሊና @delina314]

My religion teacher in hs, who happened to also be a reverend at my church, once said that Moses was probably super high when he saw the burning bush in exodus, and I think about that everyday

[ደሊና @delina314]

@Chuck_SSBM LMAOOOO … elaborate

[broti gupta @BrotiGupta]

a STEM graduate? you mean a flower?:)

[ደሊና @delina314]

Ahhh, finally mastered the art of straightening my hair by myself 🥺

[ደሊና @delina314]

passenger princess request link in the bio !!!

[ደሊና @delina314]

ans: my mom

[ደሊና @delina314]

who let me drive from dc to new york without a driver’s license 💀

[ደሊና @delina314]

you don’t need to go to therapy, just watch dextor

[ደሊና @delina314]

y does this look like a festival lineup 💀

[ደሊና @delina314]

no way I just got hungover off nyquil

[PJ @PJJ2013]

Who did this?

[CoLo @MsCoLo]

Who do you think is cooking for the athletes?

[sophie @netcapgirl]

look how they massacred my boy

[ደሊና @delina314]

my life was falling apart until i got a hepa filter for my room. thank God i was born into this age of technology

[ደሊና @delina314]

let me put you on sled hockey and wheelchair tennis

[ደሊና @delina314]

never beating the intern allegations 😔

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

scooby-doo antagonists when their cellmate asks how they ended up in jail

[ደሊና @delina314]

Not them trying to offset Taylor swift w/ the blackest halftime ever 💀

[liz @degrassichats]

who got that one degrassi clip?

[Casey Evans @Casey_Evans_]

There are comedy writers who spend countless hours lying awake at night knowing that they’ll never be able to replicate a moment of satire as perfect as this does naturally