della christ

she/her, but in a gay way.

[della christ @DellaAnneChrist]

i learned in like 3rd grade that raccoon traps are made by putting something they want in a hole that’s big enough for their paw to get in but not big enough for paw + thing to get out. unrelated; i just got a cheeseburger stuck in my coat pocket.

[Katie Christ @katiemchrist]

Currently using my English degree to help my wife edit a snarky Slack message into something just as snide but in a professionally passive aggressive way.

[della christ @DellaAnneChrist]

i married katie so that there would be someone to stop me from sending
“Let’s be real this is a $14/hr part time job. I am not going to give you my all, or even my best” to my manager

[della christ @DellaAnneChrist]

@fairlyspiritual @MontanaAnna you are correct. brown sugar lefse is superior.

[della christ @DellaAnneChrist]

fuckin love this dog guys

[della christ @DellaAnneChrist]

guess i’ll just use the dog as my pillow tonight

[della christ @DellaAnneChrist]

the amount of people out and about in duluth today with fog-colored cars who also don’t have their headlights on?terrifying

[della christ @DellaAnneChrist]

@therealhannahmt voting fit is iconic

[della christ @DellaAnneChrist]

@PlayItByEarDO need you fine folks to know that my wife and i did watch Skyline Flight 314 while on a flight ourselves this afternoon. jokes about drink service hit different when the service is actually happening around you😌😌

[della christ @DellaAnneChrist]

@liminalpsychic omg omg Katie and I will play with you!

[della christ @DellaAnneChrist]

@MontanaAnna like 5 or 6? plenty of candy left for us

[della christ @DellaAnneChrist]

i am sitting on the couch watching movies cuddling my puppy and every so often trick or treaters come to our door and it is the BEST. i LOVE this. i want trick or treat for every holiday.

[della christ @DellaAnneChrist]

here. have some pics of fearne sleeping.

[della christ @DellaAnneChrist]

@MontanaAnna @JoJoFromJerz

[della christ @DellaAnneChrist]

@annamary54 @LeagueOnPrime @DarcyCarden KATIE MADE THE COSTUMES HERSELF

[della christ @DellaAnneChrist]

i challenge you to find a sapphic couple NOT dressed as carson shaw and greta gill this halloween

[della christ @DellaAnneChrist]

Fearne. Doesn’t like peanut butter, does like thunderstorms. Only a little bit named after @TheVulcanSalute’s character on @CriticalRole. Currently snuggling me in bed while I drink my 2nd coffee. The absolute best.

[della christ @DellaAnneChrist]

headed out for a walk this morning and met the two ladies across the alley, who invited us to join them on their walk. 3 little black dogs runnin around while i got a history lesson on the neighborhood- i 🥺🥺

[della christ @DellaAnneChrist]

i love duluth but running into these city deer at 3am is one of the most cursed, spooky things ever

[della christ @DellaAnneChrist]

we seem to have adopted the only dog in the world who doesn’t like peanut butter

[della christ @DellaAnneChrist]

Mouses: 1
Us: 2

[della christ @DellaAnneChrist]

as we have been making this new house our home, so has, as it seems, a mouse been making it theirs

[della christ @DellaAnneChrist]

good news: The Mouse is dead
bad news: there is a Second Mouse
greatest news: Second Mouse is also dead, caught in the same trap as the first