Della

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[Della @dellabellabean]

Being someone with jaw problems means waking up the day after Thanksgiving in painnnn 😅

[Della @dellabellabean]

No one cares. But potty training has been the most mentally exhausting thing I’ve faced as a parent of a toddler so far so when my kid uses the toilet instead of having an accident all I have are tears of joy. Catch me hyping her up like there’s no tomorrow 🥳

[Della @dellabellabean]

Coming home from work and having my daughter run over to hug me is the best feeling in the world 🥹❤️

[Della @dellabellabean]

I know my sister, brother in law, and I looked crazy walking around the outlets with two strollers and a little two seater car/stroller filled with kids but those children had the time of their lives 🤣.

[Della @dellabellabean]

I remember crying in front of my laptop and telling myself the tears and stress would pay off once I get my degree. It’s been 6 months and not even WALMART wants to hire me now 😂😭 BYE.

[Della @dellabellabean]

Today one of my guards told me that my personality tells them I’ve never worked in the food industry. When I said I haven’t they told me “good. You’d probably be fired for fighting a customer.” 😭 this kid has known me for a whole two weeks and has me read like a book.

[Della @dellabellabean]

You’ll probably never see this. But if your name is Brittany and you ordered a trenta pink drink with light ice, extra strawberry base, and no inclusions from the Starbucks on HWY 100 at 8:30 this morning… I took your drink by accident and I’m sorry 😭😭😭

[Della @dellabellabean]

I know my kid is convinced she’s my only friend at this point. That’s bestie. That’s the ride or die. She’s up my booty 24/7.

[Della @dellabellabean]

My favorite part about being with my daughter so often while she’s still little is watching her become a tiny person with a personality and seeing how fast she observes and absorbs the things around her

[Della @dellabellabean]

Can anyone who works in a doctors office explain to me why we schedule appointments for a specific time. Go in early. Get called back late. Then get left in a room for an additional 45 minutes to an hour…the process is so long for maybe 5 minutes of half assed consultation 🤨

[Della @dellabellabean]

I feel like I’ve been sick this whole month. Every time I start to get over whatever I have something new comes to get me. I’m doneeee

[Della @dellabellabean]

If you’re not okay with listening to pre school songs, the greatest showman soundtrack, both trolls movie soundtracks, and who let the dogs out the whole drive, you can’t ride with us.

[Della @dellabellabean]

I’ve only been with my sister and her kids for like 20 minutes and my nephew is already telling me to fight his mom 😭😭😭

[Della @dellabellabean]

Watching a group of people try to figure out how to form a line to board an airplane gives me second hand embarrassment.

[Della @dellabellabean]

I think I enjoy watching Bluey more than my toddler does

[Della @dellabellabean]

If you’re confident in yourself you’re problematic or self centered. If you’re humble you’re not driven or insecure. There’s no winning.

[Della @dellabellabean]

Imagine going through a chick fil a drive thru for the first time with the system they have. The confusion first timers must feel.

[Della @dellabellabean]

Just saw a girl get tipped $50 at a drive thru window at a coffee shop… the only tips I get at work are old men telling me I’m too stiff when they try to force me to dance with them at the hat bar 🥲

[Della @dellabellabean]

Phone. 20% battery. Watch. Dead. Work. Running late. Story of my life

[Della @dellabellabean]

I’ve been in school since spring including summer I and II so that I can graduate at the end of this year. Basically a year straight of school. First self care project I want to do once I graduate: deep clean, paint, and redecorate my bedroom 🤗