Loondlees Noodles

whatever man🙄

[Loondlees Noodles @delonds]

I cannot believe I have to sit at a @StandardBankZA branch for over 2 hours just to be able to activate my pin on my business card just because the phone process is broken and it’s not doable in the app!!! In 2026?!🙆🏽‍♀️🙆🏽‍♀️

[Loondlees Noodles @delonds]

@newslivesa Omg. Really? No injury? No one killed? No one raped? Is this woman serious???

[Loondlees Noodles @delonds]

@I_Am_Sbu @imanrappetti Minus the Starlink comment

[Loondlees Noodles @delonds]

How are we so unprepared for this?🤬🤬

[Loondlees Noodles @delonds]

Cringe!

[Loondlees Noodles @delonds]

Why is the #NBC catching so much smoke🤭

[Penuel The Black Pen @penuelist_]

I've sold boerewors rolls in Grahamstown and Newcastle.
I've sold ice lollies at the Newcastle taxi rank.
I've run a hawker stall with my brother in Newcastle.
I've sold I ❤ Newcastle tees.
I've sold Newcastle Old Boys tees.
I've sold #100million tees and hoodies.
I've sold tees in bulk to various buyers.
I've sold tailored clothing.
I've fixed cellphones and laptops.
I've sold phones and laptops.
I've worked at catering events.
I've driven meter taxis.
I've driven and loaded for trucks.
I've made and sold artworks.
I've written and sold books.
I've talked at events for money.
I've coached rugby.
I've bred and sold cows and pigs.
I've babysat children.
I've given out loans.
I've done debt collection for people.
I've traded forex and stocks.
I've dabbled in sports betting.
I've sold cooked food to varsity students.
I've tutored kids for money.
I've counselled people for money.
I've hosted business workshops.
I've featured in TV and print commercials.
I've cameo'd in a few TV soapies.
I've set up stokvels.
I've invested in startups.
I've forged documents.
I've been employed.
I've opened a fast food shop.
I've applied for funding from 4 institutions and been rejected.
I've engaged politicians... from grassroots levels to presidents.
I've knocked on doors and hustled to have sit downs with some of the top CEOs, founders and successful business people in SA.
I've been rich, heavily in debt and broke.
I've hurt my lovers, family and close friends from bad decisions or bad consequences from actions I took.
I've mentored over 100 kids.
I've collected and donated over 3000 items of clothing, over 200 blankets and probably R100,000 in cash... used for groceries or schoolfees for the needy.
I've sang and done gumboot dancing for money.
I've busked for money.
I've run over 20 marathons.
I've travelled to over 15 countries.
I've sold my mixtapes for R5 each.
I've owned a fancy car.
I've taken my mom on trips, to spas and restaurants.
I've provided for my kids through tough financial times and inconsiderate babymama drama.
I've been depressed, suicidal, cried, laughed, disappeared.

No matter what happens... when I hit billionaire status, please don't talk shit about how I was lucky, how I fluked it or only got it through political connections or was in the right place at the right time or due to my looks.

I've earned all my stripes and have the t-shirt, the scars and the court cases to prove it. I've failed so many times, been rejected so many times, been sworn at so many times.

The journey is brutal... victory or not... it's been a fascinating ride!!!

#theblackpen #100million
Written 08 June 2018

[Loondlees Noodles @delonds]

@TheRealClementM Did you say Portfolio Committee chair of COCGHS and TRADITONAL AFFAIRS? TRADITIONAL AFFAIRS?? FF Plus. Which tradition? Hhaybo🫣

[Jacob Maroga @jacob_maroga]

Capital investment must follow returns not race. The notion that South Africans must subjugate themselves to ‘white supervision’ to avoid capital flight must be rejected. RSA must draw a line in the sand. Capital with racist intentions not welcome. #Elections2024

[Loondlees Noodles @delonds]

@_loveRachel_ Nailed it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😫

[Julius Sello Malema @Julius_S_Malema]

The rhetoric of predetermined outcomes is extremely dangerous, especially during highly contested elections like the one we are confronted with now. We heard before that people have intelligent information about this or that without producing anything material even at a point where we thought something would give nothing came forward. Not now, we have listened to this nonsensical story of “information came” for far too long and it won't work this time around.

[Joburg Property Company SOC Ltd (JPC) @jhbproperty]

Property Stage Panel members talking about challenges faced by women in the property sector

#EmpowaWomensSummit2023 #empowawomen

[Joburg Property Company SOC Ltd (JPC) @jhbproperty]

We're thrilled to have our very own CEO, Helen Botes, as one of the speakers at 👇#EmpowaWomensSummit2023

[Joburg Property Company SOC Ltd (JPC) @jhbproperty]

Joining us on the Property Stage at #EmpowaWomensSummit2023 are our very own experts leading discussions on 'Access to Funding and Investment for Women in Property Development and Real Estate'. Get ready for valuable insights that empower progress

[Loondlees Noodles @delonds]

@AkimVundla @SpitchNzawumbi @RealBlackCoffee Also there’s a lot of electricity la😞

[Loondlees Noodles @delonds]

@NgemaNomasonto @artyn88 I agree! I’ve never seen her look like this!

[Loondlees Noodles @delonds]

@uberlikejade She is gorgeous 🥰

[Loondlees Noodles @delonds]

@mabusis3 #bringbackmabusi ❤️❤️❤️

[ERROL💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 @errolbsk]

The CR slate should have been consolidated months ago.Bad management by the campaign team and too much greed by provincial leaders who want to be national leaders overnight

[Battalion 54 @54Battalion]

Pit Bulls must be banned