KittyKatKorn🇨🇦

Mom of tween & teen. Unmedicated. Marinated in red wine, chocolate & sarcasm.

[KittyKatKorn🇨🇦 @DelongRoch]

When you roll up into Twitter thinking you’re all badass & shit, then realize you left your training wheels on.

[Nova Scotia Gov. @nsgov]

Nova Scotia is offering a free, practical nursing diploma program for continuing care assistants (CCAs). The pilot CCA–Practical Nursing Bridging Program will help 25 certified CCAs who have worked in a nursing home or home care agency for at least 2 years become LPNs.

[KittyKatKorn🇨🇦 @DelongRoch]

@LarrysTwin99 It’s so nice you’re supportive of her hobbies.

[The Real Rodney Lacroix @RealRodLacroix]

Wife [texting]: Do we have plans this weekend?
Me: I don't think so. Why?
Wife: Can we just sit on the deck and drink the whole time?
Me: My god I love you.

[.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin]

my friend’s kid asked me if i had any games on phone so i let her text my ex.

[KittyKatKorn🇨🇦 @DelongRoch]

@NeumannStudio Teens keep us grounded haha

[KittyKatKorn🇨🇦 @DelongRoch]

@NeumannStudio Remember to take them off before removing your contacts.

[KittyKatKorn🇨🇦 @DelongRoch]

@NeumannStudio Oh daughter, embrace what was, what is, and what will always be! Resistance is futile! Muhahahaha!

[KittyKatKorn🇨🇦 @DelongRoch]

@NeumannStudio I’m sure it can be patched up with some icing.

[KittyKatKorn🇨🇦 @DelongRoch]

My dog sleeps beside my bed on the hardwood floor every night without fail. I figured she’d be more comfortable on a dog bed.
Unrelated, I’m now the proud owner of a $60 piece of real estate designated as a dog-free zone. Awesome. 🤦‍♀️

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

So, where do you think Donald should build his "Presidential Library"? 😂

[Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal]

Last night, my 3 year old kicked me during a tantrum. As I tucked him in bed later, he apologized. "I'll never kick you again," he said, pulling me in closer and kissing my cheek. "Just do exactly what I tell you to do and I'll never have to kick you again." My son is a mobster.

[puzzler @c_puzzler]

*looking at old framed photos on the fireplace mantel*

Me: Wow. Look how different we all looked. How time changes you...

11: That’s the family that came with the frame.

13: And they’re Asian.

[KittyKatKorn🇨🇦 @DelongRoch]

Amen!

[Sho’Nuff @numeri33]

Just heard 10 yell at 16 and say, “I don’t give 2 dog craps on our carpet floor what you think!” And I about died.

It was so funny I would have let him get away with saying “shits” without getting on his ass.

That’s going to be my new “don’t give a shit” expression.

[Mari Indigo @mari_indigo]

When anyone offers me love and affection
https://t.co/2j8YFF5DcB

[KittyKatKorn🇨🇦 @DelongRoch]

Why do all my TV boyfriends die & none of my real life ones ever have?? I need balance in my life.

[KittyKatKorn🇨🇦 @DelongRoch]

@de2theJay Run amok!!