delroyee

high plains drifter.

[Olivia Nuzzi @Olivianuzzi]

I’m sorry I haven’t replied to your email but I glanced at it, vowed to deal with it later, and now the very thought of even opening it fills me with crippling dread.

[Israel Defense Forces @IDF]

Iran, you seem to be lost. Here:

[Mark Lazerus @MarkLazerus]

Well, that doesn't seem like a proportional response.

[Calhoun @linkcalhoun]

a lot to take in here.

[Wolf Blitzer @wolfblitzer]

Always nice to see a turtle.

[crispy315 @crispy_315]

my goat printer ran out of ink

[Brendan O'Hare @brendohare]

A simple way to help you remember how to spell "honey"

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

Horses: they piss and shit on themselves, when they get spooked they kick you, and some of them are cops

[delroyee @delroyee]

There is no rational toddler, only ZUUL

[Blind Chow @BlindChow]

[breakfast in hell]

STALIN: Toast is burnt

POL POT: Eggs are rotten

HITLER: I hate the juice

STALIN: Oh here we go

HITLER: I said JUICE

[delroyee @delroyee]

@__natallica *unfollows*

[delroyee @delroyee]

@__natallica 👎🏾

[Jacy Catlin @ieatanddrink]

I used to think I could control ducks with my mind but it turns out ducks & I just have very similar ideas about what stuff ducks should do

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

What's a ghosts favorite drink

fuckin boo drink or some shit. Spooky milk maybe. Idk make up your own jokes

[tara shoe @tarashoe]

uh actually going through life on 4-5hrs of sleep per night is a perfectly way of doing functioning for having to doing. in your living time

[delroyee @delroyee]

Can't wait to be a ghost.

[delroyee @delroyee]

Big shout out to family friends. No love to friends of the family.

[delroyee @delroyee]

Chip Fu. Moc Fu. Poc Fu. End of list.