delaney

♉️ here for a mediocre time. dv advocate, cat lady, hannah montana enthusiast. 🦋🔮🌚🌞

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

i am an old man and twitter is my porch

[????? @_IAmGOAT]

no one is coming to save you but there are probably people coming to help you and that rocks. embrace it

[baby gorgeous @thenoasletter]

i find it legitimately devastating that we’re going to lose an entire generation of brilliant child stars because of how they were mistreated in service of our entertainment.

[tubber kitchen @anxioussoul69]

There’s no dawg in me but I think there’s a cat in me that just wants to sleep all day

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

not now bro the planets are aligning

[delaney @delsayingstuff]

@foreeeeeal this is my kind of niche

[delaney @delsayingstuff]

as of late 💐🐈🦋🌿

[delaney @delsayingstuff]

@ihateericforman me with anyone taller than me. freaks of nature

[Night Sky Today @NightSkyToday]

JUST IN🚨: In a historic environmental turnaround, Costa Rica has doubled its rainforest canopy over the last few decades, making it the very first tropical nation to fully reverse deforestation.

[Portia Moemedi @PortiaMoemedi]

Yamal: Mom I’m going to the World Cup
Mom: Take your brother with you

Them at the World Cup:

[delaney @delsayingstuff]

@milkinhisbag same

[delaney @delsayingstuff]

@ihateericforman typo in my original tweet

[delaney @delsayingstuff]

god is real amd her name is caffeine

[delaney @delsayingstuff]

I am,,, not impressed

[Jenny Fischer @jennylynnfisch]

Knicks ‘chip on film. 📸🎞️

[Joe @electionsjoe]

MY MAYOR MUSLIM
MY BAGELS JEWISH
MY JUNE IS PRIDE
KNICKS IN FIVE

[delaney @delsayingstuff]

feeling very 🦋🌀💙💐

[delaney @delsayingstuff]

@kyemgard need them on lip sync battle asap

[Y. @yogitss__]

first in my bloodline to hate men the way they should have been hated all this time.

[⋆⁺₊⋆ jessica ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ 🍉 @ItsMrsRabbitToU]

Well now. Isn’t this interesting. So much for the patriarchy.

[love drops @lovedropx]

Me and my friends getting left behind by AI