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[delulu🦋 @delululexx]

Everybody on love island just learned the word genuine this year. I swear they say that shit 20X an episode.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

[Rue’s Last Fix @CurttiMagurtti]

first thing in doing is scooting them shrimp tf off my plate. then we can eat

[Uzi @UziCryptoo]

i genuinely have no desire to be rich so i can buy a rolex or a Lamborghini.

i want to be rich so i can control my time and go to the gym at 3pm on a monday.

sit at a cafe and relax for an hour on a rainy afternoon.

so i can cook meals at home with fresh ingredients.

spend on my family and friends without worrying about a budget.

that's my idea of a rich life, not the fake consumerist idea shoved down my throat.

[Adele Bloch @adele_bloch]

everyone wants a village, but no one wants to be a villager

> drive your friends to the airport
> go to their party even when you're tired
> stop cancelling last minute
> host at your place
> support the wins & losses

it's worth every ounce of effort

[Jeferson Nasa @Jefersonnasa_]

Jesucristo es el mejor ejemplo de masculinidad en un hombre.

Autocontrol, perdón, paciencia, sacrificio, amor, liderazgo, ambición, responsabilidad.

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

how it feels to type in your email and password with a remote

[Parody Jeff @Parodyjeffx]

Welcome to Paris Fashion Week…

And yes, the head of the whole event is Jewish.

[Eric Spracklen 🇺🇸 @EricSpracklen]

America: Please arrest the pedophiles

Kash Patel:

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Precisely

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

This and not knowing what day of the week it is

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me when i don't agree, but i also don't have the energy to explain

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

I didn’t realize we don’t pursue pedophiles if the stock market is doing well. Thank you, Pam Bondi, for that clarification.

[Bark @barkmeta]

I genuinely don't understand how we're not starting a revolution right now.

[Doe 3.0 @sourestdoe]

This tweet from 2015 is more relevant today than ever before

[Nathan @OIuwatosin]

One thing I love about traveling, is that it breaks the illusion that your current life is the only possible one.

[Shibo @GodsBurnt]

Conspiracy theorists watching everyone find out it wasn't a conspiracy…

[Kingly @JedKingly]

Winter is great because 2 months in you’re like that was neat but that’s enough of that. And then Actual Winter hits.

[delulu🦋 @delululexx]

@whothefuckisZ Idk looks kinda fun….

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

this would have me in actual tears LMFAOOO😭😭😭