uncle madooh

[Jesse_west @Jesse_westyy]

Devil 👿 don’t fuck with me. Go back to sender.

[Nela 𝜗𝜚 @yonela___]

waiting on my spark to come back (for my salary to reflect in my account)

[Macharia Mariga @_storyteller00]

Pay week without dependents I'm told mamaee.

[David de Gea @D_DeGea]

It's not how it starts, it's how it ends.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Carlos Baleba to Manchester United, here we go! Verbal agreement in place between clubs.

Improved bid sent today after £65m package rejected and player set to join the only club he wanted.

Baleba, new #MUFC player soon. 🇨🇲

[Xylo® @deri_regen]

Kama ni sisi malastborns tunakapitia hivi si firstborns wako karibu kuchizi

[+ @VIT4LS]

This is how skipping classes in college starts

[Gatimú @kingpinutd]

Me to her once she arrives at my place 🤣

[Karis @YaneKariuki]

And so are we.

[uncle madooh @delusionalsam]

@plezdent_ Lazima bana!🫡

[uncle madooh @delusionalsam]

First time in coast I've never been this happy and proud of myself 😭

[🗿 @jhonte_]

Before the Premier League season starts, I want to categorically state that I hate Arsenal with all my heart, and I wish them nothing but misery this season

[Premier League @premierleague]

The Premier League is back tomorrow 🤩

[Maclaurian @youngDavinci_]

"Abiria wenzangu Bwana yesu asifiwe"

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

"workplaces are experiencing major age gaps"
me and someone's mom for 8 hours a day at work:

[ye @kanyewest]

ALL OF THE LIGHTS

[Kuwams🍉 @kuwamocho_]

Heha insurance

[Neet @neet_sol]

Trying to remember the bullshit I wrote on my resume during a job interview

[Kas with a K @sedderaside]

I'm never deleting this app

[Bec.szx @Birecxzs]

Yaani bado siku zingine nne tuingie weekend