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Researchers say the Tyrannosaurus Rex may have actually been three separate dinosaurs. https://t.co/V6EDEEpKC6

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Re: Terrifier 3

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@NeilNevins I genuinely had to make sure it wasn’t scripted at the end of the first episode

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Read the full story: https://t.co/NHDV5gxVSa

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When I attempted to reach Mr. Grylls for comment what he said to us was “Who are you and why are you in my kitchen?!” before throwing us out of his house.

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What do you mean people aren’t clamoring for Little Nicky memes in 2024

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@NeilNevins By the looks of these interior reno shots, too much.

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@NeilNevins Who’d have anything bad to say about Andy?

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@bill_shaner do you think he's going to personally stuff each order with those religious pamphlets that they hand out on every corner in NYC

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@misguidedmerman @danozzi Vinyl Disorder never gets any love but they’re a great company

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@PhysicalMedia_ “I don’t see contemporary things.

Please watch my contemporary films.”

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Longlegs (2024)

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good morning ‼️

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“I been thinkin’ about your problem Donny…maybe it’d help if you got shot. I’m a marksman!”

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If I were president I wouldn’t care about party lines, I’d just always truly make the American people my #1 priority. For problems I’m ignorant in I’d have experts from the left and right advise me on them and try to find the middle ground that’s best for America. Wouldn’t be buyable, don’t care about doing things just because my party says I should, and I would focus on uniting the country instead of dividing it. Anyways, we can pick this up in 15 years when I’m old enough to run haha

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Offering my support to 45, as is my American duty

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What a confusing franchise

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Keep your dogs away from Drew Carey

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Read the full story: https://t.co/tK7Cgxy6Rv

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“I think folks aren’t seeing the bigger picture here,” said a surprisingly animated Carter, “this ruling is giving me a gift I never thought I’d be lucky enough to receive.” Carter then reached under his pillow and pulled out a loaded Sig Sauer P226 service pistol.

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the funniest part of the Stu Pickles pudding scene to me isn't the "lost control of my life" bit. it's him delivering it to Angelica who is cackling madly at gunshots coming from the tv.