unobservant slut boy

he/him. I am a birb

[unobservant slut boy @demibirb]

am I actually hungry or am I just ✨𝓉𝑜𝓊𝒸𝒽 𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓇𝓋𝑒𝒹✨ and ✨𝒸𝑜𝓂𝓅𝑒𝓃𝓈𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔✨

[unobservant slut boy @demibirb]

how much do I miss girlfriend? well, this weekend I built a long railroad, six bridges, a cow pen, sheep pen, pig pen, marketplace at the village, and lots of stairs to make moving around the village easier

[unobservant slut boy @demibirb]

today is one of those "miss my girlfriend lots" kind of days so I'm coping by building lots of bridges and railways for her on our minecraft server

[PondHQ 🪷 @PondHQShop]

I feel like this is what im most known for 😂
🐸🔫

[corvid enjoyer 🌱 @pothosrays]

crow 650

[unobservant slut boy @demibirb]

I love having queer friends because they're always down for board games but many of them are also really bad at math and, well,

[ʙʀᴇᴀᴅ 🍞🔜 𝖌𝖔𝖙𝖍 𝖒𝖔𝖉𝖊𝖑 @bread_vt]

☁️ 🌼🌷cozy room ☁️

[unobservant slut boy @demibirb]

one day I will finally get into the local community centre's pottery wheel class

but it is not this day

[Isopod Propaganda @bedupolker]

Been seeing a lot of sea cucumber butthole content lately

[unobservant slut boy @demibirb]

i logged onto twitter dot com for the first time in weeks because my girlfriend told me to look at her tweet and this website told me i have to pay for two factor authentication now???

[Joshua Goodfield @joshuagoodfield]

💀💀 a Toronto restaurant renamed its menu items as office supplies so people could expense their meals. I’ve seen it all.

[chuck ☀️🐦 @charlubby]

forbidden coconut

[. @TaosPadX]

787
bed too comfy wanna sleep alllllllll day

[Kav Parody (@kavp.net on BlueSky) @RealKav_P]

I just paid ten euros to enter a museum just for the opportunity to see this painting again, which I haven't stopped thinking about for three years

[BananaTwinky @BanananaTwinky]

when I get rejected by another job

[かずのこ @kazunoko_zunoco]

音楽に浸る

#イラスト

[sebastian castillo @bartlebytaco]

the very first semester i taught i had a russian student with a thick accent who was prone to saying outlandish things that would make the other students laugh. i thought he enjoyed this but one day under his breath he said “everyone always laughing at ivan”

[unobservant slut boy @demibirb]

@Kysadilla pierce my temporal fossa mommy lol