Dezmerelda

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THREAD: MY TOP FIFTY SAD SONGS

ok so i'm gonna add one song a day from 50 - 1 of all my fav songs to sob to

50: Fly on Little Wing - Gwendolyn Sanford

Has no words yet still manages to make me cry

[Leevs x 🌙🪐 @HelloItsLevi]

Caroline: they’re out there talking about us
*cuts to Tate and Marcus playing pirates in the hot tub* #BBUK

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Loving Sam's cunty bob #BBUK

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@creepydotorg Underated is Evan Peters - blows my mind in AHS cult how he plays 4 different notorious people and so masterfully too. L-R Andy Warhol, Charles Manson, Jim Jones and David Koresh. Not to mention all his other fictional characters, and his role as Dahmer.

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@tesco Opened a bottle of Aptamil to see this inside. I was out and it was the only milk I had on me for my baby. Opened the rest and they were all the same. Bbe date not until 2026. What information do you need to look into this please and so I can have a refund. Thanks

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Notice harrison tried to look like he wasn't happy about the decision, hoping to still get away with the narrative that Toni picked him and he didn't ask for it? Hope Toni clocked that #loveislanduk

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Emily is looking quite smug about these recouplings oh god she's no idea has she #loveislanduk

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Happy with that result but can't deal with how much this is gonna make meg and dejon think they are the publics favs 🤣🤣🤣#LoveIslandUK

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Kinda want Tommy and Emily to get with eachother first now 🤣 #loveislanduk

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Full fat coke when your pregnant hits like crack

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Sorry but Chris telling Jojo to lick that off his leg is creepy n no other housemate would get away with that #cbbuk

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That sneak peak of new Shrek has fully ruined my day

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John Kramer:

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Joey Tribianni using the thesaurus on every word

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

My unmatched perspicacity coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavour.

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Lmaooo guy in crowd knew he ate that comment #bbll

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Ali to win, Hannah and Emma would also be acceptable to me. Rest can get in bin #bbuk

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#bbuk Siri, call Ofcom

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Slagging someone off who's literally on the settee across from you seems insane to me 🤣 #bbuk

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NO LILY, GET AWAY FROM MARCELLO NOW. LILY. LILY NOOOO #BBUK

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Marthas crying cos she feels she's been targeted as a gossip but literally said 'they told me not to tell you but Nathans a millionaire' all in one sentence #bbuk

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Baked potato and Nathan are painful to watch, been dating for like 5 days and have absolutely fuck all to say to eachother #bbuk