callum

i’d love it if we made it X

[callum @calwils1]

happy pride to all the straight men with their little pocket fans on the tube

[callum @calwils1]

sounds lovely if you ask me

[Met4Cast - UK Weather @Met4CastUK]

The Met Office have released a theoretical forecast for 23rd June 2056.

Based on current climate change trends these temperatures will be plausible during intense summer heatwaves in just a few decades.

[Manchester City @ManCity]

"What a time we have had together." 🩵

[nass @nasscrave]

uk: do you think women have penises? are migrants human?

china: *builds 500km of high speed rail*

[James Heale @JAHeale]

No word yet from Palestine on how today’s ballot has changed them

[Endeavour @RoyalEndeavour]

You mean the hordes of Indians flooding the rest of the world are only 3% of them?!?!

God help us all!

[Lux @LuxEternel]

Coucou les LGBT et les wokes qui défendent l’islam.

C’est pour votre culture.

[sum @ss2698_]

A terrorist randomly stabbing people in London but people are more concerned that the police are booting him in the head to get the knife off him 😭 fucking divs everywhere

[Funny Degenerate @realfunnydegen]

Male baristas don’t deserve tips… go pour some concrete you fuckin pussy

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

STRIKE. 💥🦅

[callum @calwils1]

alexa play Lostmyhead by the 1975 volume 200

[Marcus Walker @WalkerMarcus]

Is the Left really, 100%, sure, they want to open the question “why should the state look after those who don’t pay enough tax to cover their services”?

[The Dank Knight 🦇 @capeandcowell]

Trying to think of the downside of nuclear war between Pakistan and Afghanistan.

I’m drawing a blank.

[callum @calwils1]

Avanti hate is so forced

[Joel 🇦🇺 @ptr_to_joel]

if you died tomorrow your replacement would be hired before your funeral

[Leo Kearse - see me on tour! Links in bio @LeoKearse]

How come if a Muslim feels unsafe because of me, that's because I'm racist, but if I feel unsafe because of a Muslim, that's also because I'm racist?

[callum @calwils1]

will forever be manchester airports biggest hater

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 BREAKING: A man sent back to France under the “one in, one out” scheme has returned to the UK on a small boat

[@guardian]

[callum @calwils1]

not me thinking this was one of those northern ireland bonfires

[Raghu @IndiaTales7]

Greatest religious buildings on Earth.

Open the thread and be amazed 🧵