Andy

Software Engineer || Day Trader ||| Live and Let Live 🙏 Views are mine✌️

[Andy @demigodET]

Just got out of a losing streak.

[Andy @demigodET]

Once you are bold enough to remove shame and open a church, you have made it in life.

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

A Cleveland pastor introduces her husband’s second wife to the congregation at Lifeworks Church in Cleveland, Ohio, yesterday.

[Andy @demigodET]

The maggi can probably cook four pots

[Big Chi @It_Chioma]

The meat in this soup can cook two pots of soup 🥵😍

[Andy @demigodET]

@improspercee @oluwatominiii @furygains Faaaaaaa! 😂😂😂

[… @Praise_Ffs]

@The6_2sharkkk No sex?

[Andy @demigodET]

@onyekanwelue Protein powder is not cheap 😅😅

[Andy @demigodET]

Back from hiatus!
Bought a new prop today

[Andy @demigodET]

Call “Nigerian CEO” John make I see.

You no add Mr? Sir? Your Highness?

[platcorn @platcornweb]

Apple lansmanında canlı yayın yapan iShowSpeed, CEO John Ternus’la tanıştıktan sonra iPhone Duo’yu alıp havladı ve yeni iPhone’la takla attı.

[Andy @demigodET]

@ossynoya No leave am ooo

[Andy @demigodET]

@TAIWOTOFUNMISON @jamiuzard @Neo_jng @jayhemz The entire purpose of you being in a city is to grow, not to be king of some trenches.

[Andy @demigodET]

When time reach to buy house, just buy house.

[Chi Oma🌸 @Itz_Chi_Oma]

A lady just shared how she transformed her newly acquired apartment to suit her taste.

But wait… is this not a bit too much investment for a rented apartment? 😂

Should we tell her?

[Andy @demigodET]

Fake life!

Type of nigga to only turn on the gen when a chick is around.

[theLeadingVibe🍃 @apOfph1]

if you drink sachet water at home, please have a pack of bottled water on the side for guests

[Andy @demigodET]

As a fresh graduate the best thing you can do for yourself right now is start a passion project on the side this early on. I promise you, it will start paying you five years down the line.

Don’t make this corporate life your entire livelihood.

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

Trainee: Good morning, Tony.

Tony Elumelu: You won't call me Tony. You'll call me Mr. Elumelu. I don't subscribe to that kind of oyibo life.

Interaction between Tony Elumelu and a Graduate Trainee

[Andy @demigodET]

This is one of the reasons why Nigerians bosses behave like they just saved your life when they offer you a job.

[With all my love, Lala🦋 @Wakaholic_nurse]

It’s well🙏🏾

[Andy @demigodET]

@MeetWithIce @R_nnyu @lonewithin Lie down straight and raise only your leg vertically

[Andy @demigodET]

Don’t be the guy who chooses to stay where people come and go.

[Andy @demigodET]

This has to be some sort of engagement-farming.

My Condolences though.

[Andy @demigodET]

@Rufyb Explain this to me like I’m 5.

[Andy @demigodET]

@usmanade_ Una dey talk ooo

[Andy @demigodET]

@thesignx @DunnsOftheBuj You should check her tweets