Rosie

don’t look in the snake pit

[Rosie @demon_princezz]

A lot of u aren’t having leftover soup for lunch and i can tell

[Fake Muppet Show Guests @MuppetGuests]

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest stars Agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully!

[Rosie @demon_princezz]

Locking in

[Rosie @demon_princezz]

Who up rn making a delicious and hearty chicken and vegetable stock

[Black Lodge Cult @BlackLCult]

On September 10, 1993, THE X-FILES was premiered.

[wint @dril]

often fantasize about saying "Hello. How may i HURT you today?" to the bull shit customers at my job, before being Punished by my superiours

[Rosie @demon_princezz]

I love sleep waking. I love waking up with a burnt mouth and dishes I don’t remember using.

[Rosie @demon_princezz]

Transitioning from making my apartment building smell like weed every day to making my apartment building smell like onions everyday

[Rosie @demon_princezz]

Hot dog era 🌭✨

[Rosie @demon_princezz]

Thinking about the time a kid apologized to me at Costco bc i said “excuse me” to sneak past him down an aisle and his dad said “don’t apologize to her”

[Rosie @demon_princezz]

Old man creeping on me at the grocery store

[Rosie @demon_princezz]

I love cranberry juice, you can rlly taste the spiders.

[Rosie @demon_princezz]

Clocking into my 7th 8 hour shift in a row

[Rosie @demon_princezz]

Absolutely thrilled to find out one of my coworkers thinks dragons are an extinct species. Will be further investigating their opinions on the topics such as werwolves and leprechauns.

[Rosie @demon_princezz]

Finally killed the giant cricket in my apartment

[Rosie @demon_princezz]

@LakeSpyder In my influencer era

[Rosie @demon_princezz]

In my hunter/gatherer era (my husband went out to get us chipotle)

[Rosie @demon_princezz]

On the Homer Simpson diet (drinking a beer and eating a donut)

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

(being held up in the air by the back of my shirt) *writhing* my tunnels I must return to my tunnels