jas🦅

nutty like my chex mix

[( ~ . ~ ) @dreamgrladri]

instagram got your bitch but twitter has your wife

[toad @thelifeoftoad]

not gonna kill the bug in my sink but not gonna save it either. he needs to find his own way out. we both do

[bailey ☆ ★ @couldawentpro]

at the club asking where the recycling bin is

[ava @awtisym]

be fucking nice to me or terrible fucking things will happen to you

[smokeybear🧸 @_bitterbaby]

Do you wanna be in cahoots with me or not

[𓅓 @ufw_Anomaly]

all my trauma gets converted into swag & self awareness

[ATL☆ @alantelera]

I wanna become famous just so I can go on Hot Ones. I wanna eat them wings w that bald white man so bad.

[@kia @kiasdiaryy]

going back to my original form

[Fred Figglehorn @mirbartierr]

When shorty ask u “What did u eat today?” And u gotta lie cuz u ate
12 icecream sandwiches

[yamimi @sour2sticky]

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE HUMBLE WHEN BAD BITCHES LOVE ME

[nk @wh0tfiswh0]

u gotta sign an NDA to talk 2 me & your car must be tinted

[saturno @lovekingkrule]

camp flog gnaw line up for fans who don’t believe in deodorant my god…

[alona anaè. @alonaanae]

I love when a man lets me be a lil bossy knowing he’s really in charge fr lol

[Bad Bitch Illegal @ZCITYYY]

not having sex has made me sexier. I’m a real #tease

[☆ ★ @daydreaminvirgo]

do guys remember when we were all mexican this summer i miss it

[_Munahhh @_SoftHR]

If you ever see me without my earrings, just know I’m having the worst day of my life.

[kal @ITboykal]

i run a very unstrict program lowkey i do not be giving a damn

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

just bought a house on tiktok shop 💯

[Sianni @SIANNILAURENT]

no shade but chief keef should’ve blew new jersey up

[terezarockstar @terezarockstar]

1. Fix my pelvic tilt
2. Regulate my nervous system