🌻 Demii

Economics graduate, very proud you'll tell 😉

I'm here for the funny stuff
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[Renaldo “Ngamla” Gouws 🇿🇦 @RenaldoGouws]

This has to be the biggest "SteenSlap"on record. Well done @jsteenhuisen

[Nthapeleng🇿🇦 @Nthapeleng__]

@Dwanyuza @MmusiMaimane Proving my point. One day u guys will appreciate him. You rather want leaders who steal money and beat people

[🌻 Demii @demrayne]

@FactsOfSchool @MeggieMouse96 Put this as your screensaver ❤

[Barney Mthombothi @mthombothi]

What is @CyrilRamaphosa going to do now that he's "shocked and angry"?

[☆Twisted~karisma☆ @twistedkarisma]

If you have innocent intentions, pure love, and a somewhat filthy imagination... Then maybe you have what it takes for this to work?

[🌻 Demii @demrayne]

@thabzy_m I experience it every time there's loadshedding with Cell c

[Max du Preez @MaxduPreez]

If you're ever faced with an overweight, unarmed and retreating man who wants to assassinate you in a public place, here's what you do: slap him, then turn your back and walk away slowly

[🌻 Demii @demrayne]

Every damn day

[Chelsea Heritage @BluesHeritage]

#WaitsiPainYao
Of being unemployed..... sending CVs almost every week without getting a response

[Jacques Maree @JacquesMaree73]

Let me guess: The Hawks's arrests did not include these two?

[Chad Read @squirrel74wkgn]

Guys that think buying tampons is embarrassing have obviously never had to wait in the car while their wife was at an orgy.

[Pastor West @Pastor__West]

Someone said “you can’t flex on me if I’m happy for you” and i felt that.

[Qaanitah Hunter @QaanitahHunter]

Just a friendly reminder, last year this time the Hawks raided the Gupta compound and a year later nobody is on trial. Sometimes it’s just a political spectacle.

[Complex @Complex]

She dropped her phone and a dolphin brought it back.

[🌻 Demii @demrayne]

@MeggieMouse96 Love you

[🌻 Demii @demrayne]

@MeggieMouse96 Abort!! Lamb chops are expensive af, do not take lamb chops!! 😂

[🌻 Demii @demrayne]

@jaemaoli @MeggieMouse96

[Sally @OnceUponASally]

you think you've seen it all but I've actually met someone who doesn't like Oreos ... IMAGINE