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Kimi Räikkönen 🐐, “thick thighs go to patient guys” - Touka Sukotto. “Dios le da pan al que no tiene hambre”- un wey (Schalke 04 fan)

[Lucas Reach @secondscream]

RESENHA HISTÓRICA PUTA QUE PARIU KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[shachi 🌼 @shachimu]

i had a dream there was a book being turned into a tv show called "The Aqueerium" about 20 lesbian fish ladies and they were roommates

[Wanderjegson @wanderjegson]

Kojima leaves Sony to go to Xbox
Tags: NTR, humiliation, mind break

[ながやま こはる @nagayama_koharu]

明日ルックバックが映画館で公開されます。監督や役者の方にはお礼を言いましたが、まだお礼を言えていない方もいるのでここで失礼します。漫画のアナログ表現をこだわってくれた藤村緋ニ先生、素晴らしい音楽を作ってくれた坂東祐大さん、一部音楽を協力してくれた米津さん、アニメ部分を作ってくださった久野先生、本当にありがとうございました。それぞれの方の特に素晴らしいと感じた部分はパンフレットかなにかに載っていると思います。なのでそちらも是非お願いします。ありがとうございました！

[All Fútbol MX 🇲🇽 @AllFutbolMX]

Futbol lost today.

[General Counsell 🐻⚖️ @cubsfan_esq]

The great thing about football is your team can only piss you off once a week, sometimes twice. Baseball? You just get kicked in the balls day after day after day for months.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Drake Maye after getting embarrassed by the Seahawks in the Super Bowl with the whole world watching

[Lunchbox🐔🗣️ @fishin4l0ve]

Anyone who has been watching Kiara the past year knows she has been having issue after issue piling up and has somehow managed to stream through it all like nothing was wrong, she needs this more than anything

[장딴지소녀 @eoqkr77]

딸래미가 아침 학교갈 준비하면서 아 매일매일이 똑같아 재미없는거 같아 라고하면서 조금 징징대길래 그럼 우리 오늘 급으로 학교 째고 놀러갈까?! 했더니 아니? 그래도 학교는 가야지. 하고 뚜벅뚜벅 등교함... 응 잘갔다와..

[WitchDoctorDB @db_witch]

>dystopian and apocalyptic world
>there is a faction called the rebels/resistance

[港 @Ko21719158]

本を読んだ感想が「面白かった」しか出てこないタイプなんだけど、悲しくなるよね。あと、あらすじを纏めるもの苦手。

[Dish @D1SCHER]

Southern California has had like three weeks of this tropical 90-100 degree humidity and I don’t know how the fuck you guys in Florida and Texas do this shit all summer

I’m a pretty active guy but this weather makes me want to vomit instantly after like 20 minutes in it

[Demon Realms @Demon_Realms]

Fuck California for intentionally killing every grizzly bear in their state and then having the nerve to put one on their flag

[神代Sui @suistired]

being ugly and liking cute things feels so embarrassing

[Marco @maarcoofdezz]

la vida antes de este tweet:

[djay @winterwaltzzz]

Having a girlfriend must be a good thing, cuz if it were a bad thing it would've happened to me already

[Ash @mahrezfort]

Tried "breakfast is overrated" gimmick and fainted at work

[xenomorph 🦑 @lifeisbreezy]

it’s 105 degrees in september and people wanna use chatgpt to see what they would’ve looked like in the 80s okay

[ruca @rucarachi]

playing with perspective 😛✌️

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

at university, it gets to a point where you cannot even call it procrastinating anymore; you just call it jeopardizing your future.