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(no longer) here because of peer pressure

[denabeeeeeee @denawithab]

If I know you irl and you interact with my Twitter I will block you so fast (very few exceptions)

[Sophie Rae Lichterman @why_sophie_why]

Lived way too long but at least he lived long enough to get scammed by Elizabeth Holmes

[sextina acab-fina @giltcomplex]

SATAN is👹⚔️ workin overtime 💪💪to make a new level of hell 🪚⚒🪚cause 🎉🎉💀HENRY PISSinger☠️ has FINALLY FUCKIN DIED🪦🪦🎉🎉!! u may know this proPIGandist🐽🐽 by his greatest hits: BOMBINGS 💣, GENOCIDES 👎😡😢, MILITARY💂 COUPS💥, and other 🚔🚔CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY🏴‍☠️!!

[denabeeeeeee @denawithab]

Was about to make a joke about popping champagne and then realized I actually have some champagne I can pop

[P.E. Moskowitz @_pem_pem]

he won’t see ur tweets but other old people who are evil will :( ❤️

[lauren badillo milici @motelsiren]

god i wish anthony bourdain was here for this

[denabeeeeeee @denawithab]

The way I scrambled to find my twt login the second I got that push notification. It’s gonna be a great night on twt

[Sera Koulabdara @SeraKoulabdara]

YES

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

Liza Minnelli has outlived Henry Kissinger. The former Secretary of State was 100 yrs old and lived much longer than many people had hoped.

[denabeeeeeee @denawithab]

@BarbieAgitprop @voresbian This person looks like miles teller in the best way

[denabeeeeeee @denawithab]

New twitter CEO was a Trump appointee to the President’s council on sports, fitness, and nutrition. This was made in a lab to piss off @RottenInDenmark and @MaintenancePod

[denabeeeeeee @denawithab]

@DelyanneMoney The problem is that the withholding calculation is really simplistic, and if people start messing around with it a lot of times they end up underpaid

[Sam Baker @sam_baker]

You also might be inclined to believe this not because you “hate Elizabeth Holmes,” but rather because she did in fact perpetrate an elaborate scheme to defraud investors, as established by a mountain of bulletproof journalism, federal investigations and a criminal trial.

[denabeeeeeee @denawithab]

For however funny you think @LastWeekTonight’s jokes about John looking like a tax accountant are, they are so much funnier for actual tax accountants

[v ☆彡 @pistollips]

sorry but john mulaney actually does have the moral backbone of a chocolate éclair and the utter silence about him inviting dave chapelle into his tour and subjecting his lgbt fans to chapelle's transphobic rantings is fucking unforgivable; BECAUSE HE DIDN'T EVEN APOLOGIZE.

[sam @sam_d_1995]

reminder that this place has some of the lowest carbon emissions per capita in the entire country

[denabeeeeeee @denawithab]

@regallyjay Tony is my baby and I will always defend him

[denabeeeeeee @denawithab]

@Esqueer_ Oh dual purpose of keeping them away from me and costing Elon money. Yes please!

[denabeeeeeee @denawithab]

@Esqueer_ How many subscriptions do we think he is paying for exactly? I’m curious if they’ll actually disclose that as a related party transaction

[denabeeeeeee @denawithab]

@fatfabfeminist The eyebrows are such a game changer