Dendensaur

silly little rants and thoughts
LR

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

I’d like to apologize to every MAGA supporter I ever mocked.

I should have been meaner to you and done it more often.

Because you deserve to be endlessly reminded of how fucking stupid you are.

[Tiberius @tiberiusfiles]

Never ask again how Hitler happened

[xdn @xdncolonthree]

albertan (derogatory)

[tippity @tippity]

“i dont do politics” expensive gas, five hour waits at the airport, completely bleak job market, fugazi stock market and historic inflation across the board. yeah politics doing YOU . politics are sloppy bukakke double penetration spit roasting all of us right now

[Gino The Ghost @GinoTheGhost]

"Look libtard it's simple, you're safe as long as you do what the men with guns say"

yeah hey man so that's called authoritarianism

[delusional girl❤️‍🔥 @roobytrap]

my most boomer complaint is that nobody knows how to bring an item out of courtesy to parties anymore

[kjaypaw :3 @kjaypaw]

i said to my boyfriend “it’s not too late for us to be morticia and gomez” and he assumed he was going to be morticia

[Ravi Mangla @ravi_mangla]

The Zohran scandals are really piling up. First he takes his wife to dinner. Now he's calling a family elder "auntie"... monstrous

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when you’re alive

[🧙🏾‍♂️🧣 @Precision80]

I hate people who summarizes bigotry hate and hostility into “different political beliefs”

[Future Of The Retro @TraeK_]

Racism isn’t a “political view” in case that needed to be explained to anyone.

[Shaz @SolidusShaz]

Racism being boiled down to "differing political beliefs" is wild. . .

[Alara Of The Ringtwt - Deep Sea Thoracalgia @alarafumofumo]

Happy birthday im 14 now

[🎨 Eil 🍉 @hello_eil]

Not sure so far Toby

[Dendensaur @dendensaur]

@violetdzz that is a sexy bottle oh my goodness

[FriendlyBaronToo @FriendlyBaron2]

merry christmas from big kumiko and the bingus tree

[👨🏾‍💻 @soIodown]

i’m sorry it’s nothing worse than when you’re going through it and somebody start talking bout god