caroline stafford

la salle u alum • san diego/philly • colton 🤍

[da grand canyon @awwtyzm]

peak male physique to me is whatever my boyfriend looks like at the moment

[𝖗𝖆𝖍 @turahjeannie]

one thing about me is i noticed

[caroline stafford @dene_caroline]

damn

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

you are not running out of time, you’re 24 it’s already over

[MYAAWAAY @myaahaailey_]

apple need to add a middle finger

[kait 🍄 @mushr00mbabe]

hate coloring with a toddler cause here I am minding my business, coloring MY coloring page & here comes picasso

[L7UX @ll7ux]

When you are being mean to me just know this who you are being mean to

[helen qu'elle heure @uberjnet]

I gotta level with you man, I'd be fucking thrilled if a bunch of ghosts came by and told me how to fix my shit in a single night

[ᴋᴀʏʟɪɴ ࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟ @kanekislut]

this is the type of meal that has you thinking life is worth living again

[trash jones @jzux]

i’m not gossiping i’m storytelling. like our noble ancestors

[Navalism @NavalismHQ]

"If you can’t be happy with a coffee, you won’t be happy with a yacht."

@naval

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

imagine trying to beef w me and im at home chillin like this

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

me Iooking at the same hoodie i already wore 3 times this week

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

When you make an excuse not to go out and they come up with a solution

[clare @sadderlizards]

today i will be gentle with myself. unless of course i make even one mistake in which case i will be very hard on myself

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

“I got chisme”

Me:

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

u tryna go get a marg bby ?