Allison Dengate

Twitter noob, perpetual struggling student, cancer survivor

[Allison Dengate @dengate_allison]

@Shteen101 Yes

[Allison Dengate @dengate_allison]

@DufresneStyle I am incredibly dissappointed in your services. Ordered a couch in May, today is the pick up date. Did not hear til TODAY that the pickup date is now July 23rd, another month delay, after I reached out by phone. No one bothered to tell me until the pickup date???

[Allison Dengate @dengate_allison]

@Brendan_Moon @McNyletak @sillahcmai Am I supposta right down MY 5 JOBS

[Allison Dengate @dengate_allison]

Check out this store! https://t.co/67VcBDbCJj

[Allison Dengate @dengate_allison]

Today is an incredibly happy day for me, although I must say, chemo was an amazing insect repellant for this time of year 😉 #justcancerthings @bridgedrivein @cancercarembfdn https://t.co/55XoSz0q50

[catherine @_cxtxo]

these ads about littering are on point!!

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

What, are you sad I don’t speak as our President does, w top hits like “Just grab ‘em by the p—?” Or going on abt turbines & wind cancer?🙄

I could win a Nobel Prize in Physics & they’d still call me dumb. That’s why I don’t give a damn about misogynist takes on my intelligence.

[Allison Dengate @dengate_allison]

Cheetos

[The Social @TheSocialCTV]

Uh... how do you feel about this dish? Is it a vegan lasagna or a stacked salad? https://t.co/zkbrpX0Ztu

[Allison Dengate @dengate_allison]

We bought our wedding bands today and I have reached an entirely new level of wedding excitement than ever before 😬🤩

I was also wearing a zip up hoodie during the purchase and felt very anti-adult 😂

[Cameron Ahmad @CameronAhmad]

1 year ago today, Scheer promised a climate change plan that will meet the Paris targets. A few months later, he walked back that commitment & refused to commit to them.

We need to do more to fight climate change, not less. And we deserve a real debate, not misinformation.

[relatable @byreIatable]

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[Allison Dengate @dengate_allison]

@Brendan_Moon @ArasSivad_ LOL I AM DEAD

[Allison Dengate @dengate_allison]

@secretlabchairs @lolesports @TeamLiquid @TSM @TSM TAKING IT ALL

[Secretlab @secretlabchairs]

#GIVEAWAY
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Together with @lolesports, we only made 3 of these one-off, not-for-sale chairs.

Stand a chance to win 1 of the legendary chairs:
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[Allison Dengate @dengate_allison]

@FionnOnFire What's a GOAT

[Marc Garneau @MarcGarneau]

Today, NASA found what everybody in Canada has been looking for...

The Conservative Party's climate action plan.

#EHTBlackHole #WhatsYourPlan

[Allison Dengate @dengate_allison]

@winnerpalmtree He is closer to one year old than he is to a fetus 😐😫

[ana @theanarice]

have you met kids?

[Allison Dengate @dengate_allison]

Unpopular opinion: eating only one pizza pop and leaving the other pizza pop in the box dingling in the destroyed plastic package is totally acceptable