dave aitken

[dave aitken @denhaagdavid]

@RedSox will you play Baccarat, yes sir I can boogie between innings

[Marc Wurfbain 🦀 @WurfTwain]

De Marktweg in Den Haag is er weer helemaal klaar voor. Geen buurt in Nederland die zo aangekleed is voor het naderende WK. Bekend in binnen- en buitenland. PvdD moet er lekker wegblijven. #denhaag #marktweg #oranje #WK2026

[dave aitken @denhaagdavid]

@MMcEwanGolf @dougiew79 .....did you get new ones to replace your 10 year old ones
@Cammyt22

[. @jdpoc]

ON THIS DAY, The Greatest Xmas Tweet ever in history. WYKYK.

[dave aitken @denhaagdavid]

@offtheballbbc Panini 1978 world cup sticker album

[dave aitken @denhaagdavid]

@JunePamelamalc1 @EssexPR They're the racist

[dave aitken @denhaagdavid]

@offtheballbbc Frank Sinatra 1990, last concert in the UK or Jim Watt world title fight in 1980.

[Joe Rich @Joe_Rich]

BREAKING - Independent schools newly-registered for VAT are using standard registration rules to reclaim on 10 years of capital projects and VATable costs. This basic rule was ‘overlooked’ by the partisan IFS study, on which Labour’s plan rested, and is set to cost HMRC billions.

[June P @JunePamelamalc1]

Dear world, please can you help, I'm white and I'm currently considered a hostile threat in my own communist country of the UK, my human rights are being completed trampled over and I fear the police may come to the door, I'm willing to work and pay taxes. @elonmusk

[dave aitken @denhaagdavid]

@offtheballbbc My wife's pregnancy test

[dave aitken @denhaagdavid]

@offtheballbbc Get a German passport

[dave aitken @denhaagdavid]

@JunePamelamalc1 @Perth That is a shocking indictment of society today that nobody stopped immediately to help and make sure you were ok

[dave aitken @denhaagdavid]

@robertthomson55 Gavin Price. Look at the mess Elgin are in since they sacked him. And hes a Saints fan as well

[Scottish Patter @ScottishPatterr]

Americans…

[Tam Coyle @coy_tam]

Dark things are happening in Britain’s media https://t.co/SCuYW6Cu2c

[Progressive Misogyny @JustMisogyny]

Did anyone else do the maths?

[Carol Vorderman @carolvorders]

Today's Tory Calamities Shortlist by lunchtime

Steve Barclay - offering junior doctors and consultants what is in effect a pay cut once inflation over the time of strike action is taken into account. Plenty of Tory money for private health care companies tho!!!

Gillian Keegan....number of RAAC schools now up to 174. She's not worthy of looking after our children

Freedom of speech? Woman who held up a sign outside Inner London crown court to protest about climate change is to be prosecuted for contempt of court by Michael Tomlinson KC, a Tory minister & MP for Mid Dorset & North Poole

Home Office...Brook House Detention Centre inquiry finds breaks of Human Rights and appalling treatment of refugees inc Forcibly moving detainees while naked or near naked

Economy.... Average UK homebuyer needs almost 26 months of earnings in order to cover the cost of a 20% mortgage deposit.

INFLATION.....OECD forecasts that UK economy will have the highest inflation rate among the world's richest nations this year, according to new forecasts.

Yep, life in just a few hours of our inept, inefficient, arrogant, self-serving, divisive, disgraceful Tory government 😡😡😡

General Election Now

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

“Let’s All Fry” is an amazing platform to go into the next election with, and the only alternative on offer will be “Let’s fry slower”