Jay French

Citizen of the world, if only because no nation claims me. Music fanatic, bartender, swearing enthusiast, would-be writer, unofficial @torchystacos advocate.

[Jay French @deniablyfrench]

@tomhanks I just watched Forrest Gump for the eleventy-seventh time and I am furious. How dare you make me feel my feelings like an adult and even enjoy it!? The audacity (Thank you, Forrest 💚)

[Jay French @deniablyfrench]

@Addison_a18 Hi

[Jay French @deniablyfrench]

@AppleSupport why can’t I download a free app without changing my payment info? Card is valid and I even removed it and put it back on. I literally can’t download anything new unless this arbitrary gatekeeping ceases. It’s insanely frustrating.

[Jay French @deniablyfrench]

@Apple day 9 of not being able to download FREE apps, while you demand that I link a CC number to my payment info.

At the very same time, you have just CHARGED the linked card for a service I do not subscribe to.

Get it together, this is pathetic.

[Jay French @deniablyfrench]

@Apple pretty sure it’s extortion when you’re forcing me to add a credit card number in order to download a free app. Get your shit together.

[Jay French @deniablyfrench]

@mackenziescott you’re my hero

[Jay French @deniablyfrench]

@Apple your new iOS update is trash. Texts don’t send, apps don’t work. Even more annoying bc auto-update was disabled and it did it anyway. Rude.

[Jay French @deniablyfrench]

@OverheardAustin “…like a real doctor. Bitch can write prescriptions but she doesn’t believe in dinosaurs.”

[Jay French @deniablyfrench]

@elonmusk Yes definitely!! That way you become an actual Western oligarch!! 🙄

[Jay French @deniablyfrench]

@Apple I’m sure my bank can’t possibly be the only one that freezes you out when you make the exact same “monthly” charge four or five times a month. I had an Android phone for 15 years and I had to switch for my employer, and you guys have been ripping me off ever since.

[Jay French @deniablyfrench]

@AnnCoulter is a special kind of asshole.

[Jay French @deniablyfrench]

@realDonaldTrump what is this incoherent psychobabble?!?

[Jay French @deniablyfrench]

@realDonaldTrump STFU Donny

[Jay French @deniablyfrench]

@AmericanAir Done

[Jay French @deniablyfrench]

@AmericanAir I remember now why I almost never fly with your airline. The condescending answers to any question, being offered a voucher and then bumped from the flight instead, waiting all day in an airport for an unknown outcome. And of course DFW. Thanks and have a great day!!

[Jay French @deniablyfrench]

@pattonoswalt do you happen to know exactly who it was over there that you pissed off so fantastically that it resulted in this astounding moment? 😆😆😆

[Jay French @deniablyfrench]

@DoorDash hey quick question why is it that regardless of delivery instructions on any order, you guys make up your own delivery method on the spot and then text 8000 questions, only to ignore the answers to all of them?

[Jay French @deniablyfrench]

@tacobell are you ever gonna get your app working? I want tacos!!

[Jay French @deniablyfrench]

@tacobell your app hasn’t worked in like three months, at least in my area. Just kinda surprised that you guys don’t seem to care about all the money that must be left on the table as a result.