Hobbit Chomsky

he/they • Purveyor of subversive materials, malcontent periodicals, and obscene rags

[Hobbit Chomsky @denimgoldfish]

Actually it’s only real Champagne if it’s from the Champaign region of Illinois

[Hobbit Chomsky @denimgoldfish]

He was the gay apple
And I was gay Isaac Newton

[david ehrlich @davidehrlich]

the first 300,000 years of human existence: no movies about the bone temple.

the last 7 months: two movies about the bone temple.

I have *some* complaints about our chosen time on earth but I feel like you have to celebrate the wins where you can find them.

[helmet girl @sbodrojan]

Every single person on the pitt is my close personal friend and I love them

[Maddy @maddykane]

my mom just called Marty Supreme “Special Marvin”

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

fans of feeling weird and bad will enjoy december 31st

[greer @greerdraws]

marty supreme

[Hobbit Chomsky @denimgoldfish]

@Saucetin17 #needthat

[November @postoctobrist]

every Confederate general was named something like Coriolanus Gunch and died getting shot through the dick and balls at Mechanicsville because of an ostentatious hat he refused to take off

[Hobbit Chomsky @denimgoldfish]

@claireshearts Oh swag that’s what’s up

[Hobbit Chomsky @denimgoldfish]

@garfpuppet @safegrenade Well I’ll be damned

[helmet girl @sbodrojan]

MARTY SUPREME is the monoculture. It is Great Entertainment, a black hole that consumes all of American cinema. Went long on its virtues and vices for @LAReviewofBooks

https://t.co/h2m6U3Ca7p

[Hobbit Chomsky @denimgoldfish]

@midzest I almost sent this to you

[Hobbit Chomsky @denimgoldfish]

@midzest There’s estrogen in the water

[edd ☆ @moonbase_10]

- You have to go, they need you out there making toys.
= WE need you out there, Santa... Okay, come on, give me your hand.
- I can't spread holiday cheer...
= You have to... Because if you don't, Christmas will be ruined.

[Hobbit Chomsky @denimgoldfish]

@sbodrojan TRVKE

[#RingoStarr @ringostarrmusic]

Peace and love, Mary, peace and love Christmas peace and love, peace and love Ringo😎✌️🌟❤️🍒🥦🌈🎶☮️

[Hobbit Chomsky @denimgoldfish]

Bob Dylan