the first 300,000 years of human existence: no movies about the bone temple.
the last 7 months: two movies about the bone temple.
I have *some* complaints about our chosen time on earth but I feel like you have to celebrate the wins where you can find them.
every Confederate general was named something like Coriolanus Gunch and died getting shot through the dick and balls at Mechanicsville because of an ostentatious hat he refused to take off
MARTY SUPREME is the monoculture. It is Great Entertainment, a black hole that consumes all of American cinema. Went long on its virtues and vices for @LAReviewofBooks
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- You have to go, they need you out there making toys.
= WE need you out there, Santa... Okay, come on, give me your hand.
- I can't spread holiday cheer...
= You have to... Because if you don't, Christmas will be ruined.