Paddy

Nickelodeon Star. Born Chicago Il. Eagle Scout

[Paddy @paddy_berg]

@phallic_symbol John mulaney showing up 10 seconds in

[Chicago Hounds @HoundsChicago]

10-0
Bonus point wins in every game
20.9 points average margin of victory

The greatest Major League Rugby regular season of all time

[Paddy @paddy_berg]

Bro swallowed the pill that makes you forget the biggest political story in NFL history.

[Jon from Maspeth @JonFromMaspeth]

Do liberal athletes have to address their teammates to discuss their political affiliation too? Or is it just a conservative thing?

[Paddy @paddy_berg]

In Munster Indiana they will hand you a medieval bottle covered in somatic runes. What can only be described as the bastard love child born of dark liquor and viscous syrup shoveled down the throat of misbehaving children. Drink deep from its vanta black body and be merry soldier

[Paddy @paddy_berg]

I am the Bronny James of the beer world .

[Paddy @paddy_berg]

Werner Herzog discussing the minions
“They are both doglike in their sentimentality, and yet we as the audience are meant to infer they possess an intellect on par with a child on the brink of adulthood. They cannot die, and this is their curse”

[Paddy @paddy_berg]

These colors don’t run (points to my Chicago cubs hat)

[Paddy @paddy_berg]

@RobSchneider Dude you were in the worst movie of 2006 Shark Bait (also known as the reef due to copyright issues.) Go back to the Adam Sandler slop farm.

[Paddy @paddy_berg]

Watched a small child deftly scale her mother as the squirrel scales the mighty oak. Human mirth and suffering are inexorably intertwined.

[Paddy @paddy_berg]

Watched the first episode of ER let bald guys be hot and constantly hit on again.

[Paddy @paddy_berg]

So hungover I convinced myself I had testicular torsion

[Paddy @paddy_berg]

If you write three pages every day you can start walking for very long distances

[Paddy @paddy_berg]

@_peterhanson We used to be a campus. Great reporting big dawg

[Paddy @paddy_berg]

Not getting my drivers license was a geopolitical and tactical 5D chess move on my part to avoid gas prices. Definitely didn’t blow a stop sign.

[Paddy @paddy_berg]

@JoeySalads Aren’t you the guy who drinks his own piss? Make sure to gargle before you spit fuckhead

[Paddy @paddy_berg]

Lent maxing by only eating once a day but it’s all you can eat sushi.

[Paddy @paddy_berg]

@elonmusk “Bullseye” like you’re not in the files communicating with Epstein years after he was originally prosecuted

[Paddy @paddy_berg]

Do a half decent tight 5. It will change your life.

[Paddy @paddy_berg]

@robbieknowsball Likewise brother. We’ll see meet again in glorious fisticuffs once our owner decides to return to the netherworld

[Paddy @paddy_berg]

@robbieknowsball As a bulls fan, may the hawks crush the hornets bestowed by the fury of a vengeful god. 1000 blessing to your franchise as we continue to tank into oblivion