Rudden

Just a worm on a string eating its own tail.

[Rudden @Argar20]

If my name were Rudden I’d always be saying shit like “ruddenly” or “all of a rudden”

[Rudden @Argar20]

@ppegasassy Hey man, a good tweet is a good tweet

[Rudden @Argar20]

I have never seen this anywhere but the jewel osco clearance section and that only intrigues me more

[Rudden @Argar20]

Please captain curt’s famous godfather boss sauce, I need to know what the slap yo mama promise is

[Rudden @Argar20]

@sara_the_plant If anything I was confused that the full 342 million weren’t acknowledged as such

[Rudden @Argar20]

I like how this implies that there are 42 million Americans with history degrees

[the hot dam historian (phd) @hotdamhistorian]

i'm gonna be honest, i know this, everyone who has a phd or even a bachelor's in history knows this. but i'm so so so sorry, the other 300m americans do not give a fuck about this.

[Rudden @Argar20]

Me when the professor calls something a gargoyle even if it doesn’t redirect water

[Rudden @Argar20]

Thank you father

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

To the tune of "Hammond Song" by The Roches:

[Rudden @Argar20]

Back in the day (2023), it was much funnier knowing that stuff like this was because some dude fucked up instead of it just being ai being slightly more stupid than normal

[Rudden @Argar20]

@amazonmilkfrog Corncob pipe

[Rudden @Argar20]

@amazonmilkfrog It always gives me some small measure of joy to know that tom Lehrer got to see Henry kissinger meet his end before he passed away

[Rudden @Argar20]

@amazonmilkfrog Ignore that it’s already tax exempt, that’s not the point

[Rudden @Argar20]

@amazonmilkfrog Come talk to me when the Audubon society is recognized by the irs as a religious group

[Rudden @Argar20]

Was going to just put “cps” but then I remembered that many people have a different association with that acronym

[Rudden @Argar20]

Four year throwback to chicago public schools’s outstanding seasonal dishes

[Rudden @Argar20]

@sara_the_plant Way ahead of you buddy

[Rudden @Argar20]

In what scientists are calling “pretty gay”, I forgot to add the thread(?) that these are replying to

[Rudden @Argar20]

I never really considered threads as a twitter replacement, but this guy trying to sell a chicken plucking machine as an epilator for humans intrigues me

[Rudden @Argar20]

I figured it must have been pulled directly from an old meme folder but then I saw this. Incredible.

[Rudden @Argar20]

While I’m deeply ashamed that I occasionally click on random things on Snapchat’s discover page, every now and then it yields gems like this

[Rudden @Argar20]

I never really considered threads as a twitter replacement, but this guy trying to sell a chicken plucking machine as an epilator for humans intrigues me