Denise Reul

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[Denise Reul @denisereul]

@Brody_Pitman I wish I could’ve seen this 😂😂😂

[Denise Reul @denisereul]

Sometimes I wonder if I have ovaries in my scrotum because I am GREAT at small talk

[Denise Reul @denisereul]

@Brody_Pitman But!! Is it fashion??

[Denise Reul @denisereul]

@sabrina_nellie_ I would feel personally victimized by someone if I said I wanted a good sandwich and they had the audacity to suggest I get a fucking quarter pounder

[Denise Reul @denisereul]

@guilIotinequeen We get the super chewer for our dog and she absolutely loves it!! And the treats they come with are always so good too! Goose gets wiggle butt when it comes in 😂

[Denise Reul @denisereul]

@Brody_Pitman Ohhh to be a plus one at some ridiculous event and high off my ass again 😂😂😂

[Denise Reul @denisereul]

@connertroi__ Also let me add that the hardest word I got was balloon lmaooo so it was just luck I made it to begin with 😅

[Denise Reul @denisereul]

@connertroi__ I remember in 5th grade I actually somehow made it into the school wide spelling bee but the day of I was like “holy shit they literally told me to study the DICTIONARY” and I obviously hadn’t so I pretended to be sick and I just didn’t show up 😂😂

[Denise Reul @denisereul]

Goose really woke me up at 4:13 am to go outside, try to attack a cat, and then refused to go back down to bed. So now I guess we’re hanging out on the couch until we fall back asleep even though the fucking bedroom would be IDEAL for more sleeps 🥴🫠

[Denise Reul @denisereul]

@holdenbradle this morning 😂

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

Being a gossiper is my passion

[Denise Reul @denisereul]

I just wanna go home and snuggle my dog 😭

[Denise Reul @denisereul]

We finally got a dog and she’s so perfect I could cry 😭😭😭 welcome home, Penguin! 🥰

[Denise Reul @denisereul]

Wow @iamblackbear really knew what the fuck he was doing with this album 😭😭🥰🥳

[Denise Reul @denisereul]

Is there really anything better than holding a snuggly cat that just can’t stop purring??? I don’t think so 12/10 serotonin dump 🥹

[Denise Reul @denisereul]

@holdenbradle Okay who else then???

[Denise Reul @denisereul]

I found out that most people don’t experience a burning, itching feeling when they touch grass. I thought that was normal. Apparently I have an allergy. I mean, who knew???! 😅

[Denise Reul @denisereul]

@Brody_Pitman You the best 🖤

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

If banning abortion "stops abortions," let's ban guns and stop gun violence.

[Emma Gray @emmaladyrose]

Just thinking about every dude who told me I was overreacting in 2016.