Dennis Wade

Circumcised poet on a crusade for intelligent comedy. Just like the Bible I guarantee a penis joke a page. #MouthypantsMinistry

[Dennis Wade @dennisaur]

it's been a decade or two but can I still use this thing for jokes?

[Dennis Wade @dennisaur]

Collectively, people suck ass. But individually, I know a few folks who give great rim jobs.

[Dennis Wade @dennisaur]

I got krazy glue on my thumbs and I can't open my phone. I don't have anywhere to be. Happy Shabbat.

[Dennis Wade @dennisaur]

Only Jew can prevent forest fires

[Dennis Wade @dennisaur]

Happy Armenian Christmas! Did anything else happen yesterday? on the day 3 kings visited baby Jesus.

[Dennis Wade @dennisaur]

Estoy urine-stained corner of downtown L.A.

[Dennis Wade @dennisaur]

@jennscottlovesu https://t.co/XEy8wPeIXP

[Quincy Johnson II @QuincyJohnsonII]

it took me a while to get this on camera at a show @dennisaur
here's my joke about #GunControl in America
#eBullets
https://t.co/9StUZXW2g3

[Dennis Wade @dennisaur]

@anyamarina "we'll save the world with these gluten free buns"
-death to smoochy

[Quincy Johnson II @QuincyJohnsonII]

Here's my joke about police brutality...
I'll be posting my joke about gun violence in the next few day @dennisaur.
https://t.co/BPuz4SpFIi

[Dennis Wade @dennisaur]

Yo, as much as I love my @MaralAdams I #GoT to mute her until I watch #GameofThronesFinale

[Dennis Wade @dennisaur]

@QuincyJohnsonII @empanadda https://t.co/e3MOFqVStf

[Dennis Wade @dennisaur]

I think it was #BobMarley who said, "Old pirate's just a rabbi. Synagogue is in the merchant ship"

[The Jerusalem Post @Jerusalem_Post]

Forbidden felines: Saudi cleric declares selfies with cats 'un-Islamic' https://t.co/IVHYmwwCpQ #MiddleEast

[Dennis Wade @dennisaur]

Kick that centaur in the crotch... If you can figure out where it is.

[Dennis Wade @dennisaur]

Nice guys don't finish last... They just keep struggling until they give up.

[Dennis Wade @dennisaur]

You're Republican? Is that cause you're rich or racist?

[Dennis Wade @dennisaur]

When will we brag about gaining spiritual enlightenment and have our peers be jealous bout it

[Dennis Wade @dennisaur]

"That just really gets on my sensors!"
-an annoyed robot

[Dennis Wade @dennisaur]

I don't understand why the lesbian community won't accept me... I'm such a huge pussy.