Dennis

Living the good life. Family, Construction, Fishing, Hunting, K-State, Chiefs

[Dennis @dennisdick451]

@jamessands22 I’ve seen some confused refs before but an unexplainable 3 yard penalty is a new one. It was an entertaining game though.

[Clinton @614clinton]

Two grizzly bears were relaxing under a shade tree one afternoon.

One turns to the other and says “why am I so much smaller than you? We’re the same age, grew up the same size, but you’re so much bigger now. How?”

The bigger one says “I don’t know. Tell me what you eat.”

“People.”

“Same here. Where do you eat them?”

“The building over there on the other side, same as you.”

“Hmm. How do you catch them?”
“I hide behind their fancy cars, wait for one to come by to get in, I jump out and grab them by the leg, and then shake the shit out of
them before eating them.”

“Yeah, me too. What kind of people do you eat?”

“I eat the politicians because no one misses them.”

“Oh, well that’s your problem right there! You’re not getting any nourishment.

You see, by the time you finish shaking the shit out of a politician, all you’re left with is an asshole and a briefcase.”

#614clinton

[Dennis @dennisdick451]

@smcroasters Extending my Deepest condolences

[Dennis @dennisdick451]

@deaflibertarian Yes, that looks familiar. Astigmatism making the nighttime sparkle!

[Santa Surfing @SantaSurfing]

ATTENTION TO ALL PARENTS WHO NEED TO TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT SANTA 🎅
Son: "Dad, I think I'm old enough now. Is there a Santa Claus?."
Dad: "Ok, I agree that your old enough. But before I tell you, I have a question for you. You see, the “truth” is a dangerous gift. Once you know something, you can't unknow it.
Once you know the truth about Santa Claus, you will never again understand and relate to him as you do now.
So my question is: Are you sure you want to know?"
Brief pause...
Son: "Yes, I want to know"
Dad: "Ok, I'll tell you: Yes there is a Santa Claus"
Son: "Really?"
Dad: Yes, really, but he's not an old man with a beard in a red suit. That's just what we tell kids. You see, kids are too young to understand the true nature of Santa Claus, so we explain it to them in a way that they can understand.
The truth about Santa Claus is that he's not a person at all; he's an idea.
Think of all those presents Santa gave you over the years.
I actually bought those myself.
I watched you open them.
And did it bother me that you didn't thank me?
Of course not!
In fact it gave me great pleasure.
You see, Santa Claus is THE IDEA OF GIVING FOR THE SAKE OF GIVING, without thought of thanks or acknowledgement.
When I saw that woman collapse on the subway last week and called for help, I knew that she'd never know that it was me that summoned the ambulance.
I was being Santa Claus when I did that."
Son: "Oh."
Dad: "So now that you know, you're part of it. You have to be Santa Claus too now. That means you can never tell a young kid the secret, and you have to help us select Santa presents for them, and most important, you have to look for opportunities to help people. Got it?"
Help each other this Christmas🎄🎅 and...be kind ❤
From: LoneRangerTX
https://t.co/vImrj60BQr

[Dennis @dennisdick451]

The big 12 refs are complete crap. What camera angle supported giving the the ball to UT? #EMAW

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Viral video shows a raccoon getting a doughnut from Dunkin’ drive-thru 🤣🍩

[Dennis @dennisdick451]

@throwmom @HoosierHayFarm It’s not just fence contractors, it’s every Construction trade out there has untrained and unsupervised people working on things with no regard for quality or integrity and getting paid by the foot regardless if it will last a year.

[Templar⚔️ @aTeXan575]

It's dark. High winds. Storm is a brewing.
This sunflower is the last thing you'd expect...😐😁

[Dennis @dennisdick451]

@KStateMBB Nice win!

[Dennis @dennisdick451]

@HeatherIsUnsane The turntable from the microwave , the toilet seat and all the forks.

[Dennis @dennisdick451]

If you like the smell of a good autumn campfire , Wichita is your kind of place today.

[Eli Higgins @EliTheTVGuy]

MASSIVE FIRE: Here's an aerial shot of the huge fire at Evergreen Recycling. From the ground, it looks even bigger now. We're told this is a giant pile of wood. Waiting on information from the fire department. #KAKENews

[Dennis @dennisdick451]

It’s a messed up day requiring heavy metal and whiskey

[Dennis @dennisdick451]

@80sMetalGaga Personally, I really like chipotle, Get a bowl, add some extras and make two meals out of it. Eat it all all at one time and you may regret it.

[Dennis @dennisdick451]

@JonathanDansel @laneallenw @pinchehonkey 1980 would have hit that with a disc twice.

[Dennis @dennisdick451]

@kirawontmiss Hardest I’ve laughed in days!

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

that lawsuit about to be nasty

[Dennis @dennisdick451]

#America’sMountain #America’sFlag sunbeams and rain clouds make an enjoyable view for a summer evening

[Dennis @dennisdick451]

@stevehouchins48 @Treestand_tweet If you know ,you know

[Dennis @dennisdick451]

@holiday_nick You have much to be proud of with your accomplishments and wish you success with you career!