golden bob

loud screaming from start to finish // show me ur organs // LET'S NOT BE FRIENDS

[golden bob @dentatas]

(ask any person about themselves. When they run out of breath, you've made a friend!)

[golden bob @dentatas]

"Bob all you talk about is dogs, musicians, and the void" "weell, we're all self-interested at heart"

[golden bob @dentatas]

Pitifully cry and howl along to Kate Bush's Hounds of Love because you have no dog and therefore no heart (kate feels my feelings for me)

[golden bob @dentatas]

Today I found out I'm in the top 1% of Janelle Monae fans on spotify and I would just like to thank everyone who got me here #lifechoices

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

I LOVE TO SMILE BECAUSE SHOWING ONES TEETH IS NOT A A WARNING THAT YOU WILL SOON GROW COLD AS THE LAST OF YOUR BLOOD DRIPS INTO THE SNOW

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

AT WHAT POINT IN THE BURRITO DOES MY UNENDING ANXIETY RECEDE

OR IS THAT NOT WHAT THESE ARE FOR

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Open yourself up. Show the world what you're made of.*

* blood, gristle mostly, but probably some other cool stuff, too

[golden bob @dentatas]

So don't worry, guys. I can take on the void. Let's do this. #firetrumpshate #cockroachestrumphate #protesttrumpshate

[golden bob @dentatas]

Normally I'd say "please send help" but I think we are all very alone and scared right now

[golden bob @dentatas]

Evry time I open my door or get on my phone they just become entrances into this like, howling grey twisting void, emitting wind and screams

[golden bob @dentatas]

the thing abt being prematurely arthritic isn't so much that I can't dance for 9 hours straight, I just regret it a lot more in the morning

[wolf pupy @wolfpupy]

i will choose moonlight over sunlight any night of the week

[wolf pupy @wolfpupy]

sometimes i wonder what an ancient wizard would think about all this but then i remember i don't care what any one thinks about any thing

[The Mountain Goats @mountain_goats]

what if I had the single most saccharine still-carrying-a-torch-for-you love song ready to drop right exactly now

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Thirsty Thursdays. Parched Fridays. Gasping Saturdays. Dried Husk Sundays.

[golden bob @dentatas]

#ThrowbackThursday #birthvideo #meandthefam

[golden bob @dentatas]

@finger_gunss only if you don't sport a GIANT BEARD

[Chuck Tingle @ChuckTingle]

there is nothing like a SUCCESSFUL LADYBUCK to bring out lonesome devilboys, moaning their sad songs of the void from cracks in the floor

[wint @dril]

BOSS: i need you to go around to all the other employees and collect their piss in this thermos
ME: Yes Sir! I will not fail you, your honor

[golden bob @dentatas]

Awww poor lil guy. I'll smoke you out anytime