Dave

Developer, starts things, doesn't finish them, casual serious gamer

[Dave @dentudave]

I can't wait for the eventual Netflix documentary covering twitter's demise. I want to see the timeline infograph showing a decline in tweets and users with each successive minor break before the entire system collapses 6 months from now (or who knows, maybe sooner).

[Dave @dentudave]

I can't help but want to work at twitter right now.

Yes... it sounds absolutely terrible. But this is a once in a lifetime experience, how often do you see a $44 billion purchase intentionally demolished in a matter of weeks?

[Dave @dentudave]

The developers maintaining twitter right now are tasked with keeping systems running, and the only knowledge they have about the system is its name.

[Dave @dentudave]

For those of us stateside, #LizTrussPM lasted roughly 4.5 Scaramuccis.

[Dave @dentudave]

@NeedStories In this house we still boycott BP for the Louisiana oil spill.

[Dave @dentudave]

@forestsfailyou @NeedStories Using a broiling pan seems to be the more “correct” version, but we don’t have one so we use a cast iron pan instead.

[Dave @dentudave]

@forestsfailyou My preference is to grill them (and with it being warm tomorrow you totally could). https://t.co/lDSzWo4uBT and https://t.co/uZXxpVYPrj seem to be pretty close to what @NeedStories does for cooking them in the oven.

[Dave @dentudave]

https://t.co/Qili4sbNBE

[Dave @dentudave]

In God we trust, everyone else we verify.

[ej s nyman @NeedStories]

Where Stolen Valor and OpSec combine. If you see newer accounts out there claiming to belong to American vets or service members, I’m not saying you can’t trust anything, BUT ALWAYS VERIFY.

[ej s nyman @NeedStories]

I strongly dislike being called out by this stranger 😅

[Martin Fowler @martinfowler]

A short, and exquisite, post from PragDave. Well worth a visit during your pomodoro break. It taught me something about the delete key that I didn't know before, even though I'm just as old as he is.

[Dave @dentudave]

@forestsfailyou I know they're not the same, but I think about this every time there's a mass shooting, https://t.co/r10KsKJBtP

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Last month was the first March without a school shooting in 18 years.
That's it. That's the tweet.

[Dave @dentudave]

This is as good of a metric that “the country is opening back up and life is returning to normal” as any.

[Dave @dentudave]

And all of the tech industry breathed a collective sigh of relief.

[SCOTUSblog @SCOTUSblog]

BREAKING: In major copyright battle between tech giants, SCOTUS sides w/ Google over Oracle, finding that Google didnt commit copyright infringement when it reused lines of code in its Android operating system. The code came from Oracle's JAVA SE platform. https://t.co/vAK7jMPa8e

[Dave @dentudave]

@AragonMaverick @dhh @Scott_Helme Can't recommend enough, I added https://t.co/yJjRrm8p03 to the blocklist, only to discover iphones ALSO send data to it.

[Dave @dentudave]

@Playstation any chance you can help me get my PS4 fixed? Or at least let me know you're not going to be doing any more repairs?

[Dave @dentudave]

Cutting out the links it posted to the bottom was unfair and is biased towards me. But at the same time, the first link was "Take me to Fix & Replace" which I've already been to and doesn't actually help, and the second link is "Nevermind", which is also not helpful.

[Dave @dentudave]

@AskPlayStation What do I have to do to get my PS4 fixed? I've tried filing a ticket online, your system says my case number is invalid. I've tried messaging you here, you haven't replied to either of my messages.

[Dave @dentudave]

And your chatbot doesn't know anything about the PS4.