social progressive-fiscal conservatives be like
“yes, of course I’ll vote for the party of forced birth, kill the gays, profit prisons, capital punishment, HUAC, no gun regulations, immigrants are rapists, dixie pride,, bc they save me 5% on taxes instead of funding education!”
sailor moon intros be like “to turn people’s love of tasty desserts against them is an unforgivable act! you won’t get away with this! in the name of the moon~~ i’ll punish you!”