Deon Nguyen

[Deon Nguyen @deondeondeon69]

@martha_zuri @ihyric

[Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL]

Saw a man overdose on vibes today. Please vibe responsibly

[Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL]

Sometimes you take a shit, sometimes the shit takes you. Just got to keep your head up and ass clenched

[Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL]

I have no respect for people who text their number neighbor boring shit like “Howdy I’m your number neighbor.” Be a real alpha and send your number neighbor a dick pic

[Steve Ybarra @CeHSYbarra]

Feeling pretty patriotic. My brother retired from the Air Force today. After being presented with the flag, he turned and gave it to my father, a Vietnam Vet.

[. @gugugaga__]

this works. i’m not even gonna front. retweeted one of these yesterday and got an email for a job interview this morning.

[Steve Ybarra @CeHSYbarra]

Some of y’all have never been a Macy’s model and it shows.

[Deon Nguyen @deondeondeon69]

@JohnToronto1 I hope so

[Deon Nguyen @deondeondeon69]

@thereal_dwb He probably thought you just look sick with ligma

[Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL]

The worst e3 announcement so far has been IHOP announcing IHOB

[Deon Nguyen @deondeondeon69]

@JohnToronto1 People only like Tobey maguire because of the nostalgia

[Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL]

I painstakingly train on Dance Dance Revolution day and night with shirts drenched in sweat and trousers filled with cum because I want to be the best

[CoachDub @whitenick20]

My wife uses napkins like she has a vendetta against trees. I'm gonna keep up with the number tonight and report back. No food yet and she is 3 napkins in.

[CoachDub @whitenick20]

@CashLuke13 I agree. Jesus is also the best decision I’ve made in my life.

[CoachDub @whitenick20]

Solo for a few days. Best friend is out of town. So I guess I'll have to chill with my friends @TheOfficePosts lol

Any other Netflix suggestions friends?