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[sarah romero shorter @deotraparte]

@Hermesparcels do I need to start going to social media to try to get someone to listen? No support whatsoever, even to let you know you’re going to the wrong address. If you keep attempting delivery there ill@never get my parcel!!!

[sarah romero shorter @deotraparte]

@Hermesparcels You’ve tried to deliver my parcel to the wrong address. The tracking info shows a location and picture which are not my address (which is correct on the parcel). I’ve tried to contact you on chat and phone but it is impossible. 40min wasted trying!

[sarah romero shorter @deotraparte]

Yo "wall" https://t.co/Xf0y7bwuub

[sarah romero shorter @deotraparte]

Hat? https://t.co/5nEGO5p7Xc

[sarah romero shorter @deotraparte]

@KimClarkDHT Looks great. Thank you!

[sarah romero shorter @deotraparte]

@rebekahford Phew! I was imagining a trip to the charity shop with 45 large bags. It feels good to declutter

[sarah romero shorter @deotraparte]

My son has asked me to tweet this drawing he made at the Natural History Museum to enter a competition, so here it is #LittleGrillers

[sarah romero shorter @deotraparte]

@Fairlawn4E @FairlawnPrimary Wow these are beautiful!

[Héctor Abad F. @hectorabadf]

Prefiero un rasta preparado (magister en París en urbanismo) y que va en bici a un concejal de pelo engominado y Mercedes Benz. @davalho

[Tim Cameron @Timcammm]

I just lost my wallet on the way home from work. I didn't have much identifying info in there so a good Samaritan got in touch with my via my... bank account 🤯

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[sarah romero shorter @deotraparte]

@lifestooshorter

[Fidel Cano Correa @fidelcanoco]

Voy a cometer la impudicia de exponer, desnuda y en carne viva, mi intimidad. También algunos viajes, encuentros, enamoramientos: Héctor Abad

Diario de un escritor que no escribe https://t.co/bl7iTDUHMq a través de @elespectador

[The Horniman Heights @HornimanHeights]

Where are you going on holiday this year?
The Dordogne.
Not Narnia again?
No, the wardrobe’s bollocksed.

[sarah romero shorter @deotraparte]

So happy and excited to see @lifestooshorter excellent translation of one of my favourite Colombian authors, the wonderful, warm and clever @hectorabadf. It is a beautiful read.

[sarah romero shorter @deotraparte]

@HornimanHeights I dare to disagree about you being unsuccessful in the main You bring a lot of amusement to my life. It is a joy to read your witty and funny twits, and recognise the estate. Great combo that really does it for me. Thank you.

[sarah romero shorter @deotraparte]

@EvansCycles Make sure you carry a spare light in case you run out of battery while riding, wear gloves, visible clothes and layer up. A tube scarf is great as it can double as a head warmer, ah and a hot drink when you get home! #RideOn @EvansCycles

[sarah romero shorter @deotraparte]

@jameelajamil Shallow, rude and complete display of disregard for others’ feelings. Great you’ve shared this and great this is your reaction to it. Thanks for posting it

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

England haven’t won a knockout game at a major tournament for 12 years and we’re discussing playing to lose to avoid a more difficult quarter final. Do me a favour. 🙈

[Margarita Rosa @Margaritarosadf]

Me uno a cada palabra de esta felicitación. Además la creo capaz de gobernar este país. Gracias @ClaudiaLopez https://t.co/4ivtfQqM0u

[Andrés Ucrós M. @UcrosAndres]

Con ustedes, el pabellón de heridos en combate del Hospital Militar de Bogotá. Hoy celebramos #UnAñoSinArmas de FARC. Los logros:
- Tasa de homicidios más baja en 40 años
- 5 mil vidas salvadas en los últimos 3 años
- 228 municipios desminados

Por la paz, ni un paso atrás.

[Unthinkable @theunthinkables]

A candid response from our Year 6 on the Digital Leaders programme in Primary Schools @childnet https://t.co/6JTmavLdgt