the Chudling 🍉

42 y/o, 765 lbs. professional vampire. I haven't washed my genitalia in 8 years

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First post on twitter #derp

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@shitpost_2077 It's cause all the "gay" games are lame and shit and suck butt and don't have protagonists like "Chris redfield" and "leon S Kennedy"

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@VenturousGamer @farzam_plays I'm guessing we got the re4 remake before code Veronica because of re9 being in development that seems to be the end of leon's story for now it wouldn't surprise me if re10 was something claire focused

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@glunkinator Popular girl humor is also being homophobic and racist but wokely so it's brushed under the rug

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@mutatedjakalope @Fawf_iguess Sidekick he's such a strange addition in general too he seems like a character from when disney struggled after Walt's death but he's from before Walt's passing

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@mutatedjakalope @Fawf_iguess The mickey comics makes this whole eega beeva thing so strange to me because i remember watching videos about the history of mickey in 2020 plenty mentioned the comics but i don't recall ever hearing about eega beeva even though he was in those comics for a long while as Mickey's

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@MemesToSave Poop ass larp everything in this photo are from distinctly different eras, the wallet is a style that didn't take off until the late 2010s a fitting one would be a tri or bifold the phone looks to be mid 2000s the ipod is late 2000s camera is 2010s and the buds are 2020s

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@NlCOLEIST The worst thing ever is turning 18 now because in the US smoking has been upped to being a 21 thing like alcohol so there's like nothing special about being 18 besides gambling and like the potential of moving out but shits too expensive for that now too I'm an adult and for what

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@footbirl Cause everyone is stupid and I'm better

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@Cynic277 All throughout school the most troubled and delinquent kids were the rich white assholes who came from the gated community near our district the nicest kids typically came from lower income more diverse neighborhoods

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@Cynic277 The only time my family got robbed was when we lived in a predominantly white suburb a white guy stole our car chainsmoked in the car and destroyed my brother's car seat in the 3 days he had our car when we lived in one of the most black neighborhoods in my state we were fine

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@kwhatnametoput @lolnotlmao Spo, nge, bo, and b I love SpongeBob

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@Integrity_Freak Not being bald is cool and all but i can't grow a beard for shit when i try to it looks like pubes sure I'll never be a balding bastard but I'll never get to have a sick ass beard

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@moonsidedagoat Chonny jash is so fucking ass i remember when i was a dumbass tally hall fan and I had to deal with all the idiots saying that chonny somehow had better version of already mediocre songs he fundementally changes the songs to be worse and "edgier" he sucks

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nice animation but holy shit this music is ass

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@turbopisser We should do this again I'm sick of the rise of mormonism and their shitty dirty sodas

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@1aubreygraham1 @zunzetrider Wait really? I guess i haven't looked into the browser myself someone i know pretty well was talking about it having AI features, I guess as Abraham Lincoln said "don't believe everything you see on the internet"

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@zunzetrider Further notice and it's been nearly a year cobalt has definitely been dropped for that stupid fucking ai browser

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@zunzetrider It's honestly insane how the cobalt just doesn't get any updates no more especially on the youtube side of things there's a mirror at https://t.co/7K08p3RBFS and that continues to have YouTube downloads up and has had downloads up since before the main cobalt lost them

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@waitbutwhy No diet coke is technically a diet version of the New coke from the 80s it was made then to capture that flavor even when the original coke came back it stayed tasting like new coke coke zero is from after coke classic's rerurn and is supposed to taste like coke classic