The Angry Monkey

I'm an angry monkey with a lot of opinions. I used to be creative at work. These are my opinions, you can't have them.

[The Angry Monkey @depotmonkey]

I can help you with your phone, I'm not paid enough to be your therapist.

[The Angry Monkey @depotmonkey]

It’s interesting to hear news from my old store and it’s almost always “such and such left”

[The Angry Monkey @depotmonkey]

I’m so happy I don’t have to explain parental controls any more.

[The Angry Monkey @depotmonkey]

@FRBastardSon @pzspecialagent Do people think Samsung is a mom and pop operation? I don’t get it. They are a mega Corp.

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@janeaaplseed @roguegenii @UncreativePro @GRgrumblings I don’t think it’s what it used to be but the pay is pretty good

[The Angry Monkey @depotmonkey]

@TechExpertAdmin @fruitstandtales I always thought check in was a waste of money for genius to do, really the whole system is messed up.

[The Angry Monkey @depotmonkey]

Toothbrushes eh?

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@GRgrumblings There was even an old guy with an iMac that barely made it walking up anyway and he’d been sitting there for 20 mins. It was crazy. Everyone else made sure the old man was first.

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@GRgrumblings I remember a near riot because some dude cut in front of everyone and demanded he was first but was just in his car, a lady was like “bitch, don’t you think we’d all have been in our cars if that was how it worked?”

[The Angry Monkey @depotmonkey]

@retail_you I can’t really talk about it but sometimes we eat wings and drink beer

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@roguegenii @GRgrumblings @UncreativePro It’s not that great, metrics are high, call time and your availability is always monitored - set schedule was nice. Getting yelled at in your own home sucks.

[The Angry Monkey @depotmonkey]

@lxmbrs @annoyedcreative Yesterday it really hit me how much better life is now.

[The Angry Monkey @depotmonkey]

I didn’t know 2 year olds cared this much about holidays but here I am helping at a party, for 2 year olds.

[The Angry Monkey @depotmonkey]

I saw a red heart balloon flying away into the sky. It was poetic really.

[The Angry Monkey @depotmonkey]

My new retail experience idea - it’s a warehouse with a pickup window. Order online, swing by, enter info, pick up product.

[The Angry Monkey @depotmonkey]

@TSdontcare Do it! It’s better on the other side.

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@InFROPHell @fruitstandtales @genie_star I didn’t take an exact count but I don’t think I read retailme directly for my last 6 months of not longer.

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@justanotherFRS @fruitstandfailz

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@genie_star @frsGenius They probably don’t know that, the lack of training on retail within AppleCare is sparse, one time one dream my ass

[The Angry Monkey @depotmonkey]

Reading all that’s going down I know I got out in time. I feel for my coworkers, it sounds like it just keeps getting worse. Starting to wonder why Apple Retail even exists.

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@FRS_Babe @TSdontcare