‍ ‍ ‍ 𓂃𝓓𝘪𝘨𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘭 ‍ ‍ ᭙𖦹r͟l͟d͟ ͟ ͟

࣪⠀⠀ ⠀ ˖ᝰ.⠀⠀ 停低 ! ⠀⠀like ⠀⠀a ⠀⠀ 𝖕𝖆𝖜𝖓 ⠀⠀in ⠀⠀a ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀𝓁ℴ𝓃𝑔 ⠀⠀, ⠀⠀ ℓ𖦹𝒏𝒈⠀⠀ 𝗹𝗶n͟e͟ ͟ ͟ . ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀

[party ‍ for ‍ two ‍ .͟.͟.͟ @artificialeart]

you gotta slow down and smell the flowers... appreciate life's miracles. like me. i'm life's greatest miracle.

[‍ ‍ ‍ 𓂃𝓓𝘪𝘨𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘭 ‍ ‍ ᭙𖦹r͟l͟d͟ ͟ ͟ @depthscapes]

nei5 hou2 , darlings !

[‍ ‍ ‍ 𓂃𝓓𝘪𝘨𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘭 ‍ ‍ ᭙𖦹r͟l͟d͟ ͟ ͟ @depthscapes]

like 500mg !! isn’t it just great !!

( * cartwheeling over to him , fanged grin wide on her face . )

we can do 1000 !! 2000 even !!

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍‍ * ͟ ͟ ͟ 𝑪͟𝑨͟𝑴͟𝑷͟𝑰͟𝑶͟𝑵͟𝑬 @MORlBONDO]

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i feel awful , kai. how much caffeine was in that.

( small , polite smile , despite the tenseness in his shoulder , and blatantly just looking like he’s going to vomit. )

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[⋆⭒˚｡⋆. ཐི ❝ 𝕸𝙖𝙭𝙞𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙚𝙣 ❞ ཋྀ @HELLSCASIN0]

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[‍ ‍ ‍ 𓂃𝓓𝘪𝘨𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘭 ‍ ‍ ᭙𖦹r͟l͟d͟ ͟ ͟ @depthscapes]

“ oh ? from what I know about you , 𝐞𝐦𝐫𝐞 .. “ peering over the roof’s edge , eyes aglow in the darkness . “ you seem plenty interesting . “

[‍ ‍ E̷m̵̛̪̳̓̓̋̃̚ͅ𝐫𝐞 …͟ ᵇᵉⁿⁱᵐ ᵃᵈıᵐ * 𝑬𝖒͟𝐫͟𝒆﹗ @OVERRlDDEN]

⠀ The device on his chest lets out a chime. He stops in his tracks, sighs. Ever slightly turning his head to the side. “I promise I’m not that interesting…whoever you are.”

[‍ ‍ ‍ 𓂃𝓓𝘪𝘨𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘭 ‍ ‍ ᭙𖦹r͟l͟d͟ ͟ ͟ @depthscapes]

NAHH , YOU’RE DOING GREAT !!

( * tail wagging at 100mph )

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍‍ * ͟ ͟ ͟ 𝑪͟𝑨͟𝑴͟𝑷͟𝑰͟𝑶͟𝑵͟𝑬 @MORlBONDO]

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i’m going to die , kaida.

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[‍ ‍ ‍ 𓂃𝓓𝘪𝘨𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘭 ‍ ‍ ᭙𖦹r͟l͟d͟ ͟ ͟ @depthscapes]

FEEL THAT BUZZ BEHIND YOUR EYES ?? LIKE A THOUSAND BEES IN YOUR SKULL ??

WOOOOOOOO !!!!

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍‍ * ͟ ͟ ͟ 𝑪͟𝑨͟𝑴͟𝑷͟𝑰͟𝑶͟𝑵͟𝑬 @MORlBONDO]

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my entire team needs to know that i’m vibrating and the energy drink isn’t even a quarter empty. h elp.

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[‍ ‍ ‍ 𓂃𝓓𝘪𝘨𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘭 ‍ ‍ ᭙𖦹r͟l͟d͟ ͟ ͟ @depthscapes]

oh , aren’t you bold ? I can certainly arrange that !

( * approaching with arms full of cans . even her tail curls around her waist to hold a few . )

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍‍ * ͟ ͟ ͟ 𝑪͟𝑨͟𝑴͟𝑷͟𝑰͟𝑶͟𝑵͟𝑬 @MORlBONDO]

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all of them?

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[‍ ‍ ‍ 𓂃𝓓𝘪𝘨𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘭 ‍ ‍ ᭙𖦹r͟l͟d͟ ͟ ͟ @depthscapes]

what flavor ? I’ve got mango , punch , battery acid , durian , strawberry , blood orange —

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍‍ * ͟ ͟ ͟ 𝑪͟𝑨͟𝑴͟𝑷͟𝑰͟𝑶͟𝑵͟𝑬 @MORlBONDO]

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i would like to try an energy drink. please.

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[‍ ‍ ‍ 𓂃𝓓𝘪𝘨𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘭 ‍ ‍ ᭙𖦹r͟l͟d͟ ͟ ͟ @depthscapes]

you haven’t ? augh , you’re missing out !

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍‍ * ͟ ͟ ͟ 𝑪͟𝑨͟𝑴͟𝑷͟𝑰͟𝑶͟𝑵͟𝑬 @MORlBONDO]

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i’ve never had one of those…

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[‍ ‍ ‍ 𓂃𝓓𝘪𝘨𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘭 ‍ ‍ ᭙𖦹r͟l͟d͟ ͟ ͟ @depthscapes]

oh !

[𝘢𝘮é𝘭𝘪𝘦 @_angedelamort]

jumpscare.

[‍ ‍ ‍ 𓂃𝓓𝘪𝘨𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘭 ‍ ‍ ᭙𖦹r͟l͟d͟ ͟ ͟ @depthscapes]

uhhh .. I have an energy drink ..

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍‍ * ͟ ͟ ͟ 𝑪͟𝑨͟𝑴͟𝑷͟𝑰͟𝑶͟𝑵͟𝑬 @MORlBONDO]

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… a juice box…..

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[‍ ‍ ‍ 𓂃𝓓𝘪𝘨𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘭 ‍ ‍ ᭙𖦹r͟l͟d͟ ͟ ͟ @depthscapes]

✌️😉

[" ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴀʀɴ. " @AdeptReflection]

oh...

OH!

[‍ ‍ ‍ 𓂃𝓓𝘪𝘨𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘭 ‍ ‍ ᭙𖦹r͟l͟d͟ ͟ ͟ @depthscapes]

what do you want from me.

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍‍ * ͟ ͟ ͟ 𝑪͟𝑨͟𝑴͟𝑷͟𝑰͟𝑶͟𝑵͟𝑬 @MORlBONDO]

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isn’t that a label?

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[‍ ‍ ‍ 𓂃𝓓𝘪𝘨𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘭 ‍ ‍ ᭙𖦹r͟l͟d͟ ͟ ͟ @depthscapes]

in ways best reserved for a more private space .

[" ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴀʀɴ. " @AdeptReflection]

(leaning back a bit.)

In what way?

[‍ ‍ ‍ 𓂃𝓓𝘪𝘨𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘭 ‍ ‍ ᭙𖦹r͟l͟d͟ ͟ ͟ @depthscapes]

we can just slap unlabeled on you until you figure it out ?

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍‍ * ͟ ͟ ͟ 𝑪͟𝑨͟𝑴͟𝑷͟𝑰͟𝑶͟𝑵͟𝑬 @MORlBONDO]

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probably , but i work at the colosseo so i don’t really have time to figure that out.

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[‍ ‍ ‍ 𓂃𝓓𝘪𝘨𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘭 ‍ ‍ ᭙𖦹r͟l͟d͟ ͟ ͟ @depthscapes]

soooo . . pansexual ?

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍‍ * ͟ ͟ ͟ 𝑪͟𝑨͟𝑴͟𝑷͟𝑰͟𝑶͟𝑵͟𝑬 @MORlBONDO]

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i’m an everybody’s man. i loooooove being a secret third thing that is neither straight nor gay. i’m just out here.

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